The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4993. | Jorgle (jorgleframpleton) | 102.68 | 97.2% | 2023-10-13 |
| 4994. | suiso (suisosan) | 102.66 | 94% | 2015-11-01 |
| 4995. | Dylan (cherrycoke33) | 102.64 | 98% | 2017-08-15 |
| 4996. | SPIDER 🕷️🕸️ (mrlust) | 102.63 | 95.9% | 2023-09-01 |
| 4997. | Lane (laneondvorak) | 102.62 | 94% | 2022-07-03 |
| 4998. | choco (chocolateblocks) | 102.62 | 98.1% | 2021-02-06 |
| 4999. | Kristjan (krissimoney) | 102.62 | 97% | 2019-10-06 |
| 5000. | Serena (ohserenadotcom) | 102.62 | — | 2008-09-28 |
| 5001. | E (mosanbrick) | 102.62 | 98% | 2019-07-09 |
| 5002. | Cameron (cjprocket) | 102.62 | 94% | 2014-08-30 |
| 5003. | Bertil (chariatos) | 102.61 | 97% | 2021-04-11 |
| 5004. | t2fast4u (t2fast4u) | 102.61 | 98% | 2020-11-23 |
| 5005. | Zi (zdry) | 102.61 | 96% | 2019-02-01 |
| 5006. | Hunter (huntertyler) | 102.61 | — | 2011-04-29 |
| 5007. | Cheung (cheung) | 102.61 | — | 2011-03-24 |
| 5008. | adito (adito2014) | 102.60 | 98% | 2023-05-15 |
| 5009. | khearn (khearn) | 102.59 | 97% | 2012-05-09 |
| 5010. | Chandler (cjprice) | 102.59 | 97% | 2014-08-11 |
| 5011. | Jordan (jordanthecat) | 102.59 | 98% | 2019-03-21 |
| 5012. | Fox (slowlightning) | 102.59 | 97% | 2011-07-22 |
| 5013. | Pen (pen_hallow) | 102.59 | 98% | 2013-10-26 |
| 5014. | bzn (beeznees) | 102.59 | 98% | 2011-10-01 |
| 5015. | x (zzoom) | 102.58 | 98% | 2023-08-12 |
| 5016. | dat (xeochron) | 102.58 | 97% | 2022-02-15 |
| 5017. | Asad (system3142) | 102.58 | — | 2011-04-12 |
| 5018. | Duck (bonbion) | 102.57 | 94% | 2015-03-31 |
| 5019. | Isaac (inied) | 102.56 | 98% | 2022-09-09 |
| 5020. | R (rtleo) | 102.56 | 98% | 2021-10-19 |
| 5021. | mairzydoats_mason (mairzydo... | 102.55 | 100% | 2015-01-02 |
| 5022. | Jonas (enfisk) | 102.55 | 95% | 2012-12-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |