The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6870. | willow (willowthewisp) | 53.12 | — | 2009-07-04 |
| 6871. | dani (tzvishilo) | 53.12 | 94% | 2016-02-22 |
| 6872. | Tato (mientefuego) | 53.12 | — | 2008-12-30 |
| 6873. | Jordamn (jordando345) | 53.12 | 94% | 2018-12-12 |
| 6874. | Top (captain_top) | 53.12 | — | 2009-01-25 |
| 6875. | Sagar (sagarcool) | 53.11 | 96% | 2023-01-22 |
| 6876. | songdocheese (songdocheese) | 53.11 | 98% | 2020-10-11 |
| 6877. | aerospike (aerospike) | 53.11 | 95% | 2021-08-28 |
| 6878. | Jane (maejin) | 53.11 | 99% | 2017-05-06 |
| 6879. | Fretka (fretka) | 53.11 | — | 2010-03-18 |
| 6880. | Fernanda (nandaguizan) | 53.11 | — | 2008-11-30 |
| 6881. | Eddie (eddieaconnects) | 53.11 | 97% | 2013-07-27 |
| 6882. | Ronnie (ronniedroid) | 53.10 | 95% | 2023-03-01 |
| 6883. | Ibrahim (ibrahim_habib) | 53.10 | 91% | 2015-09-09 |
| 6884. | joon (joonleey) | 53.10 | 91% | 2017-03-20 |
| 6885. | dummy (dummyaccount) | 53.10 | 92% | 2017-03-01 |
| 6886. | Anton (acarlsson) | 53.09 | 95% | 2018-10-09 |
| 6887. | MRBC (mrbc) | 53.09 | 97% | 2021-11-22 |
| 6888. | Farkhan (farkhann) | 53.09 | 97% | 2021-01-11 |
| 6889. | SlowKey (slowkey) | 53.09 | 98% | 2018-01-29 |
| 6890. | Bryan (undulatus) | 53.09 | — | 2011-01-01 |
| 6891. | Tida (tidadog) | 53.09 | 93% | 2015-03-04 |
| 6892. | Ara (as34) | 53.09 | 95% | 2013-09-28 |
| 6893. | Seth (opiumonom) | 53.08 | 87% | 2017-05-30 |
| 6894. | andy (andyhero) | 53.08 | 93% | 2016-10-01 |
| 6895. | Merrie (mhareschs) | 53.07 | 95% | 2012-11-19 |
| 6896. | vignesh (noob_typer16) | 53.07 | 96% | 2022-04-04 |
| 6897. | Gavin (gavinmccoy) | 53.07 | 94% | 2013-03-04 |
| 6898. | Dzaky (flyne) | 53.07 | 92% | 2021-05-12 |
| 6899. | nhan (quocnhan) | 53.07 | 94% | 2012-06-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |