I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11453. | teewaybi (tipitipii) | 83.45 | 98% | 2022-07-30 |
| 11454. | LancyLanc (lancethedino) | 83.45 | 96% | 2020-08-05 |
| 11455. | Hendo (slimshadylfc) | 83.45 | 99% | 2021-04-10 |
| 11456. | 11111 (chdempty) | 83.45 | 99% | 2021-04-17 |
| 11457. | cosdaj (cosdaj) | 83.45 | 98% | 2022-09-30 |
| 11458. | Claire (thegool) | 83.45 | 96% | 2018-06-07 |
| 11459. | Andrew (holocene_learning_d... | 83.44 | 98% | 2022-01-25 |
| 11460. | Kevin (kander37) | 83.44 | 91% | 2016-01-13 |
| 11461. | Vignesh (viggie) | 83.44 | 98% | 2022-06-06 |
| 11462. | ReMeDaY (remeday) | 83.43 | 93% | 2016-04-28 |
| 11463. | Rokas (rokasa369) | 83.43 | 96% | 2021-11-25 |
| 11464. | AbdulQader (abdulqader) | 83.43 | 99% | 2022-12-19 |
| 11465. | daniel (danielphantom) | 83.43 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
| 11466. | ThatLastWaffle (thatlastwaf... | 83.43 | 96% | 2020-11-15 |
| 11467. | Hibird (hibird) | 83.43 | 95% | 2019-06-03 |
| 11468. | Devin (shazamapajama) | 83.43 | 96% | 2016-09-28 |
| 11469. | iwannabebee (iwannabebee) | 83.42 | 99% | 2025-09-01 |
| 11470. | Amisently (amisently) | 83.42 | 93% | 2016-09-23 |
| 11471. | jiffysmores (jiffysmores) | 83.42 | 97% | 2021-09-18 |
| 11472. | Sphynx (sphynxy) | 83.42 | 98% | 2021-03-10 |
| 11473. | Jeremy (mises) | 83.42 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
| 11474. | Slow Joe (slow_joe) | 83.42 | 96% | 2015-04-19 |
| 11475. | Rennex (nixoneen) | 83.41 | 97.6% | 2023-12-18 |
| 11476. | Sidharth (_ceres_) | 83.41 | 96.4% | 2024-07-19 |
| 11477. | Linno (linno) | 83.40 | 99% | 2025-11-03 |
| 11478. | Ryan (homelessdinosaur) | 83.40 | 97% | 2019-06-04 |
| 11479. | rrrrmrmr (rrrrmrmr) | 83.39 | 97% | 2025-06-07 |
| 11480. | pimkoulj (pimkoulj) | 83.39 | 96.9% | 2023-07-10 |
| 11481. | Henrik (grimmzl) | 83.39 | 96% | 2023-01-10 |
| 11482. | Tommy (tummzyt) | 83.39 | 98% | 2018-10-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |