Most people can motivate themselves to do things simply by knowing that those things need to be done. But not me. For me, motivation is this horrible, scary game where I try to make myself do something while I actively avoid doing it. If I win, I have to do something I don't want to do. If I lose, I'm one step closer to ruining my entire life. And I never know whether I'm going to win or lose until the last second.
—from Hyperbole and a half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2607. | fried_tofu (fried_tofu) | 98.42 | 97% | 2024-06-15 |
| 2608. | An (iaman) | 98.40 | 98% | 2025-07-05 |
| 2609. | cody (ocdy1001) | 98.40 | 97.7% | 2023-10-10 |
| 2610. | Martin (mewix) | 98.37 | 96% | 2026-03-17 |
| 2611. | fritheaxo (fritheaxo) | 98.34 | 97% | 2025-01-15 |
| 2612. | Autumn (autumnhorn) | 98.34 | 98% | 2024-03-07 |
| 2613. | Sabani (sabani) | 98.33 | 98% | 2024-02-25 |
| 2614. | Thumzu (thumzu) | 98.33 | 98% | 2024-07-29 |
| 2615. | Senroux (cloakae) | 98.32 | 96.4% | 2023-06-06 |
| 2616. | Ryan Gosling (rapperb) | 98.30 | 98.9% | 2023-11-13 |
| 2617. | primeta (primetaa) | 98.27 | 97.4% | 2024-06-30 |
| 2618. | jackmaoff (jackmaoff) | 98.27 | 99% | 2026-01-28 |
| 2619. | uh (ingite) | 98.23 | 97% | 2024-09-19 |
| 2620. | winner (thisisgoodname) | 98.21 | 97% | 2025-12-29 |
| 2621. | coco (kaijenlee) | 98.21 | 97.8% | 2024-06-28 |
| 2622. | gismet_majidov (gismet) | 98.20 | 98% | 2026-04-24 |
| 2623. | slothtypes (slothtypes) | 98.18 | 98% | 2024-08-26 |
| 2624. | Winter (winterlem) | 98.17 | 98% | 2025-03-19 |
| 2625. | Stanislav (stanmkh) | 98.17 | 99% | 2023-09-18 |
| 2626. | heard (cor_samurai) | 98.16 | 95.4% | 2025-01-29 |
| 2627. | Spraito (spraito) | 98.16 | 98% | 2024-10-25 |
| 2628. | Adrian (dragoadrian) | 98.15 | 97.1% | 2023-11-08 |
| 2629. | JunichiK (junichi_k) | 98.13 | 96.6% | 2024-10-11 |
| 2630. | Mo (medsebri) | 98.13 | 98% | 2025-05-18 |
| 2631. | Strigoi (matystroia) | 98.11 | 98% | 2025-06-02 |
| 2632. | Dewfrezknee (doofrezknee) | 98.11 | 97.2% | 2024-05-18 |
| 2633. | Rushit (rushit) | 98.11 | 99.1% | 2024-08-08 |
| 2634. | Luna591 (luna591) | 98.10 | 97% | 2025-10-22 |
| 2635. | Aleksandar (alexg2003) | 98.10 | 98.3% | 2024-09-20 |
| 2636. | Joykill (joykill_) | 98.10 | 96% | 2024-06-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,212 | 100.58 | April 13, 2023 |