So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24804. | Anthony (xpedition) | 60.95 | 93% | 2022-04-09 |
| 24805. | no (neptorsv) | 60.95 | 97% | 2021-03-12 |
| 24806. | NikoArc (ktp2222) | 60.95 | 95% | 2022-11-15 |
| 24807. | Drawbackz (drawbackz) | 60.94 | 95% | 2022-04-26 |
| 24808. | JS (thenotorious619) | 60.94 | 96% | 2022-04-07 |
| 24809. | kaneki (akiyama_shinchi) | 60.94 | 95.9% | 2023-08-07 |
| 24810. | janet (superblue) | 60.94 | — | 2008-08-28 |
| 24811. | Adriano (keweft) | 60.94 | — | 2008-08-18 |
| 24812. | sinegav (sinegav) | 60.94 | 94% | 2015-05-09 |
| 24813. | Yarly (yarlyy) | 60.94 | 93% | 2012-11-02 |
| 24814. | zondo (zondo2) | 60.94 | 94% | 2017-05-17 |
| 24815. | Touseef (touseef) | 60.94 | 95% | 2011-06-19 |
| 24816. | Eminem (leonard_jose) | 60.93 | 96% | 2021-09-09 |
| 24817. | croak (calvin_richards) | 60.93 | 95% | 2021-07-03 |
| 24818. | Ashu (ashucool) | 60.93 | 99% | 2016-05-07 |
| 24819. | Anarcho-Feminism (zokea) | 60.93 | 95% | 2016-12-22 |
| 24820. | benny (benny1) | 60.92 | 93% | 2015-05-17 |
| 24821. | Sun (sunshinez) | 60.92 | 90% | 2013-03-17 |
| 24822. | sus (fafmeister) | 60.92 | 93% | 2022-10-14 |
| 24823. | kenestrophic (kenestrophic) | 60.92 | 93% | 2021-09-09 |
| 24824. | Thomas (thomasf1011) | 60.92 | 95% | 2020-12-31 |
| 24825. | Qi (williamz) | 60.92 | 94% | 2016-03-07 |
| 24826. | Zack (slothbear) | 60.92 | 89% | 2012-11-18 |
| 24827. | bob (bobbobbobbobbobbobbobbob) | 60.92 | 94% | 2019-08-06 |
| 24828. | Wendy (wendys) | 60.92 | — | 2009-10-18 |
| 24829. | yui ^_^ (sakyui) | 60.92 | — | 2010-05-17 |
| 24830. | Midnight (onepanda) | 60.92 | 94% | 2016-10-04 |
| 24831. | lasindu (lasindu) | 60.92 | 95% | 2015-02-14 |
| 24832. | Jay (hellhunter) | 60.91 | 85% | 2016-03-19 |
| 24833. | A (youdontseeme) | 60.91 | 95% | 2022-11-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |