So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14100. | M@RKUS (makuslis) | 77.94 | 95% | 2013-05-31 |
| 14101. | patzer (tip3) | 77.93 | 97% | 2018-09-16 |
| 14102. | Kevin (mezak73) | 77.93 | 99% | 2014-07-31 |
| 14103. | davidpasion (davidpasion) | 77.93 | 97% | 2021-05-25 |
| 14104. | Sugeeth (sugeeth14) | 77.93 | 99% | 2021-06-12 |
| 14105. | Jay (anond) | 77.93 | — | 2009-11-22 |
| 14106. | Settthawut (iaunracer) | 77.93 | 94% | 2015-02-08 |
| 14107. | A (anish_jc) | 77.93 | 91% | 2014-06-03 |
| 14108. | Saul Goodman (blarg_23) | 77.92 | 97% | 2021-03-05 |
| 14109. | Ben (bevanz) | 77.92 | 98% | 2021-04-08 |
| 14110. | Michael (manbeck1) | 77.92 | 96% | 2019-04-15 |
| 14111. | Alex (toomuchsauce) | 77.92 | 97% | 2017-08-11 |
| 14112. | Misha (misha2011) | 77.92 | — | 2010-06-05 |
| 14113. | Melon (melonxo) | 77.92 | 92% | 2016-06-20 |
| 14114. | Mike (d4rk_phantom120) | 77.92 | 83% | 2013-06-16 |
| 14115. | ___ (bufoviridis) | 77.92 | 98% | 2017-10-17 |
| 14116. | zrk (zarrik) | 77.91 | 97% | 2022-01-26 |
| 14117. | s (sllogical) | 77.91 | 97% | 2020-10-04 |
| 14118. | Angela (purplehalo3) | 77.91 | 95% | 2017-01-18 |
| 14119. | Sean (qpalzm123) | 77.91 | 97% | 2020-11-27 |
| 14120. | Dino (_dino_) | 77.91 | 99% | 2018-11-01 |
| 14121. | ArJaay (arjaaydj) | 77.91 | 92% | 2012-05-10 |
| 14122. | Mike Sucks (wuhan_clan) | 77.91 | 94% | 2017-01-21 |
| 14123. | shadow (uthgbnv) | 77.90 | 97% | 2022-03-14 |
| 14124. | Rakshith (greatersole) | 77.90 | 95% | 2021-03-08 |
| 14125. | thread (thread_1) | 77.90 | 97% | 2021-03-07 |
| 14126. | ankit (ankitthegreat) | 77.90 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
| 14127. | Chris (chris_sound) | 77.90 | 95% | 2012-12-04 |
| 14128. | Andrew (rostas) | 77.90 | 94% | 2011-10-16 |
| 14129. | Jan (luke_suster) | 77.90 | 97% | 2014-10-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |