And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17735. | pinkpigeon (pinkpigeon) | 82.70 | 98% | 2020-10-15 |
| 17736. | glo (whytho_) | 82.70 | 97% | 2019-08-22 |
| 17737. | Erik (mescon) | 82.70 | 92% | 2012-02-25 |
| 17738. | Krzysztof (scythonsoul) | 82.69 | 97% | 2019-10-16 |
| 17739. | kentlim (lsk133) | 82.69 | 99% | 2023-01-16 |
| 17740. | Clark (clarkraze) | 82.69 | 96% | 2014-03-16 |
| 17741. | Peter (avezan) | 82.69 | 94.9% | 2021-02-17 |
| 17742. | Trisitn (afflicts) | 82.69 | 96% | 2021-01-11 |
| 17743. | Pete (phoc41) | 82.69 | 95% | 2013-12-24 |
| 17744. | Jack (jackattack45) | 82.69 | 97% | 2017-05-22 |
| 17745. | Erin (enrichandco) | 82.69 | — | 2009-02-23 |
| 17746. | Darenz (tyrenz) | 82.68 | 95.8% | 2023-09-15 |
| 17747. | Buye (astrc) | 82.68 | 97% | 2021-08-17 |
| 17748. | Yuval (yuvalalfa) | 82.68 | 96% | 2020-08-10 |
| 17749. | David (david_j_ncba2019) | 82.68 | 99% | 2019-09-03 |
| 17750. | Qly (ariqly) | 82.68 | 92% | 2016-04-28 |
| 17751. | Chris (chris20032000) | 82.67 | 98% | 2022-09-08 |
| 17752. | be (besalt) | 82.67 | 97% | 2021-05-24 |
| 17753. | Edward (edwardchen) | 82.67 | 96% | 2019-04-02 |
| 17754. | Stacey (slisac) | 82.67 | 97% | 2012-08-25 |
| 17755. | duhber (duhber) | 82.66 | 94% | 2016-02-29 |
| 17756. | Matheus (matheuskurt) | 82.65 | 95% | 2012-01-31 |
| 17757. | Xingjian (simulated_anneal) | 82.65 | 98% | 2020-11-03 |
| 17758. | Ethan (humm1ngbird) | 82.65 | 95% | 2020-04-23 |
| 17759. | fapping typist (fappingtypist) | 82.65 | 94% | 2017-02-11 |
| 17760. | Abdur (johnnyindia) | 82.65 | 95% | 2015-01-14 |
| 17761. | Max (madmax89) | 82.65 | 99% | 2019-07-05 |
| 17762. | Dvorak (aeoryth1) | 82.65 | 96% | 2011-10-25 |
| 17763. | Morsbøl (morsboel) | 82.64 | 96% | 2015-10-29 |
| 17764. | Tommy (tommy5902) | 82.64 | 96% | 2015-12-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |