The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12828. | Boncho (bochl1n) | 84.61 | 97% | 2020-03-01 |
| 12829. | Dennis (waar_is_de_magnetron) | 84.61 | 95% | 2017-06-02 |
| 12830. | Justin (fallenhope) | 84.61 | 88% | 2014-03-30 |
| 12831. | mistral (orangemistrall) | 84.60 | 97.8% | 2023-11-15 |
| 12832. | Carlos (mustaflame) | 84.60 | 97.8% | 2024-09-08 |
| 12833. | Jmgiacone (jmgiacone) | 84.60 | 97% | 2023-11-29 |
| 12834. | (thelurkerman) | 84.60 | 94% | 2011-11-29 |
| 12835. | Newton (nklflips) | 84.60 | 97% | 2023-03-12 |
| 12836. | Kale (kaletypes2) | 84.60 | 98% | 2016-01-13 |
| 12837. | Enrico (enricofadly354) | 84.59 | 99.2% | 2025-01-27 |
| 12838. | Levi (famoosh) | 84.59 | 96% | 2015-06-03 |
| 12839. | get_on_board (get_on_board) | 84.59 | 96% | 2021-09-28 |
| 12840. | Sivaramakrishnan (sivaramak... | 84.59 | 97.4% | 2024-11-12 |
| 12841. | CrackedProgrammer (k_u_s_h_... | 84.59 | 97% | 2025-10-23 |
| 12842. | Folter (folter) | 84.59 | 95% | 2012-12-05 |
| 12843. | Jerry (pampaflash) | 84.59 | 97% | 2013-01-06 |
| 12844. | Tucker (slipperyturtle) | 84.58 | 95% | 2024-02-21 |
| 12845. | Richard (_spicyramen_) | 84.58 | 96% | 2025-11-14 |
| 12846. | Geeler (guen428) | 84.58 | 98% | 2024-01-18 |
| 12847. | Ryluz (ryluz) | 84.58 | 98% | 2022-09-09 |
| 12848. | Jared (wok1) | 84.58 | 98% | 2021-03-28 |
| 12849. | Wesley (wesleyeewong) | 84.58 | 97% | 2016-01-18 |
| 12850. | Xul (xul1) | 84.58 | — | 2010-05-25 |
| 12851. | tanon (tanon710s) | 84.58 | 93% | 2015-12-13 |
| 12852. | Kristi (llamasrule) | 84.58 | 91% | 2011-12-18 |
| 12853. | Always Last (always_last) | 84.58 | 94% | 2012-02-11 |
| 12854. | John (superman039) | 84.57 | 96% | 2024-12-07 |
| 12855. | hyomo (hyomo) | 84.57 | 97.7% | 2024-09-14 |
| 12856. | Marcius (marciussim) | 84.57 | 89% | 2014-07-14 |
| 12857. | Barbarian (kishananuraag) | 84.57 | 96.8% | 2024-05-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |