I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5484. | Flib (flibberdijibbet) | 97.57 | 98% | 2023-01-15 |
| 5485. | Jorb (jorbinothethird) | 97.57 | 98% | 2023-02-13 |
| 5486. | hyp (hyprix) | 97.57 | 96% | 2023-10-13 |
| 5487. | Jackie (laserelite) | 97.57 | 98% | 2022-04-01 |
| 5488. | Randall (rdox10) | 97.56 | 96% | 2014-07-20 |
| 5489. | Ichigo (ichigobankai) | 97.55 | — | 2009-10-14 |
| 5490. | Mihir (mihirsahasrabudhe) | 97.55 | — | 2011-02-08 |
| 5491. | Sabrick (sabrick) | 97.54 | 98% | 2015-01-22 |
| 5492. | 🆂🅷🅰🅳🆁 (nyeshyo) | 97.54 | 93% | 2014-04-05 |
| 5493. | Lonely (ap053001) | 97.54 | 98% | 2018-02-14 |
| 5494. | john (onobones) | 97.53 | — | 2008-12-06 |
| 5495. | woo (homerowmoment) | 97.52 | 98% | 2021-02-12 |
| 5496. | A (zhaoyun) | 97.51 | — | 2009-11-18 |
| 5497. | bzn (beeznees) | 97.51 | 100% | 2011-08-26 |
| 5498. | obada (obada_yahya) | 97.50 | 97% | 2022-07-13 |
| 5499. | Spadger (spadgerr) | 97.50 | 96% | 2018-12-09 |
| 5500. | Tracy (tcw1) | 97.49 | 92% | 2016-07-14 |
| 5501. | Jason (jmkiser33) | 97.49 | 95% | 2015-08-15 |
| 5502. | Alex (bli0042) | 97.49 | 95% | 2015-05-07 |
| 5503. | Kakarot (kakarot930) | 97.49 | 96% | 2023-07-17 |
| 5504. | mlhhsid (mlhhsid) | 97.49 | 100% | 2021-11-10 |
| 5505. | Wreck-it Wren (wrendolyn) | 97.49 | 96% | 2011-12-13 |
| 5506. | joe (slightly) | 97.49 | 94% | 2013-05-06 |
| 5507. | Jonah (jonahwho) | 97.48 | 99% | 2023-02-22 |
| 5508. | Jason (jwatkins) | 97.48 | 99% | 2014-12-11 |
| 5509. | Erica (heyitsricky) | 97.47 | — | 2009-06-16 |
| 5510. | JimBob (jasperjimbob) | 97.47 | 97% | 2022-05-04 |
| 5511. | Dopey (dopedabest) | 97.46 | 98% | 2023-02-17 |
| 5512. | abel (lessthanthirtyfive) | 97.46 | 98% | 2021-11-04 |
| 5513. | Alex (revl8er) | 97.45 | 97% | 2015-07-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |