The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1759. | Mevious (someguy) | 132.11 | 98% | 2011-12-18 |
| 1760. | sonic (sonic_the_hedgehog_lol) | 132.10 | 100% | 2021-10-01 |
| 1761. | Quan (lolenigmatic) | 132.10 | 98% | 2022-02-13 |
| 1762. | ěž„ (im_hyeongseok1) | 132.10 | 99% | 2018-07-01 |
| 1763. | Hikki (tsutsu) | 132.06 | 97% | 2013-07-08 |
| 1764. | Ilyao (ilyao) | 132.05 | 100% | 2022-03-15 |
| 1765. | Kevin (brahnji) | 132.03 | 99% | 2017-10-31 |
| 1766. | Rain (hlbentz) | 132.03 | 98% | 2017-06-27 |
| 1767. | Dawn (dawnred) | 132.03 | 96% | 2014-12-30 |
| 1768. | Patrick (patrickwooo) | 132.02 | 97% | 2012-03-29 |
| 1769. | rikk (rikk) | 132.01 | 98% | 2017-11-07 |
| 1770. | Gee (igee) | 131.99 | — | 2010-09-25 |
| 1771. | smile -scroll past all the... | 131.98 | 97% | 2013-10-22 |
| 1772. | Marcelo (marceloyukio) | 131.98 | — | 2008-12-09 |
| 1773. | (mylove4u) | 131.97 | 99% | 2013-04-05 |
| 1774. | pear_in_prayer (panama_) | 131.95 | 98% | 2023-06-09 |
| 1775. | Unknown (braziliandude) | 131.94 | — | 2009-03-06 |
| 1776. | joe (slightly) | 131.94 | 99% | 2013-05-13 |
| 1777. | Emilia (emiliarhoda) | 131.93 | 97% | 2013-11-15 |
| 1778. | Louie (lewieee) | 131.92 | 99% | 2023-09-15 |
| 1779. | Ryan (ryanjf) | 131.92 | 99% | 2011-06-09 |
| 1780. | HD (thetruehd) | 131.91 | 97% | 2016-05-16 |
| 1781. | S (sestevens) | 131.91 | 99% | 2011-10-07 |
| 1782. | Jack (bandages) | 131.91 | 97% | 2015-07-17 |
| 1783. | Puerx (puerconiox) | 131.89 | 98% | 2022-04-01 |
| 1784. | Brad (roboto) | 131.88 | 99% | 2013-04-13 |
| 1785. | June (paul1582) | 131.88 | — | 2009-12-15 |
| 1786. | Fishermen Never Lie (fisher... | 131.88 | 99% | 2017-11-03 |
| 1787. | (^.~) (lolyourfunny) | 131.86 | 96% | 2012-01-30 |
| 1788. | MorrisonHotel (morrisonhotel) | 131.85 | 97% | 2014-02-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |