And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19618. | Ba (rodgzilla) | 79.91 | 97% | 2016-12-29 |
| 19619. | Dan (aizort) | 79.91 | 96% | 2016-09-01 |
| 19620. | >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (avdg) | 79.91 | 96% | 2011-09-06 |
| 19621. | zero errors (zero_errors) | 79.91 | 99% | 2011-09-28 |
| 19622. | Harley (venomeater) | 79.91 | 91% | 2016-02-10 |
| 19623. | Dnoman (dnoman56) | 79.91 | 92% | 2013-11-28 |
| 19624. | Joe (sssss660) | 79.90 | 91% | 2014-12-11 |
| 19625. | Banana (banankake) | 79.90 | 96% | 2023-03-17 |
| 19626. | Jake (jr3224) | 79.90 | 97% | 2020-09-16 |
| 19627. | Nguyen (hvitual) | 79.90 | — | 2009-07-04 |
| 19628. | Brandon (brandon_chan) | 79.90 | 95% | 2021-01-15 |
| 19629. | Zeke (ezeekey) | 79.90 | 97.2% | 2023-08-08 |
| 19630. | 🏎️ Goatfish (goat_fish) | 79.90 | 96% | 2021-04-18 |
| 19631. | D (des_mc_desu) | 79.89 | 97% | 2023-03-28 |
| 19632. | pissnugget (pissnugget) | 79.89 | 97% | 2023-09-27 |
| 19633. | Julie (missballerina) | 79.89 | 97% | 2013-11-18 |
| 19634. | Ben Hannan (mrcasual) | 79.88 | 92% | 2015-04-20 |
| 19635. | Marlon (genedy21) | 79.88 | 96.1% | 2023-06-24 |
| 19636. | bstone13 (bstone13) | 79.88 | — | 2010-09-30 |
| 19637. | Legion (zitrol) | 79.88 | 97% | 2023-01-07 |
| 19638. | adend (grand_wizard) | 79.88 | 96% | 2018-10-07 |
| 19639. | Concon (concon_bcna) | 79.88 | 91% | 2017-02-22 |
| 19640. | Ankeet (slicedclementines) | 79.88 | 95% | 2017-03-16 |
| 19641. | piw (rafi12345) | 79.88 | 93% | 2014-09-17 |
| 19642. | Son (echipbk) | 79.88 | — | 2009-08-26 |
| 19643. | Steef (skunitz) | 79.87 | 95% | 2015-07-07 |
| 19644. | Shally (shallybroken) | 79.87 | 97% | 2022-08-29 |
| 19645. | Jonathan (jah_n_i) | 79.87 | 96% | 2022-04-17 |
| 19646. | Tram (pydu222) | 79.87 | 93% | 2011-11-23 |
| 19647. | Sarang (ultra_penguin) | 79.87 | 94% | 2016-11-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |