So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7801. | Joshua (nopech) | 90.77 | — | 2011-02-23 |
| 7802. | carrie (cammce7) | 90.77 | — | 2009-12-11 |
| 7803. | Tony (beatleboy1091) | 90.77 | 89% | 2012-05-03 |
| 7804. | Paul (paulkoczwara) | 90.76 | 98% | 2022-07-02 |
| 7805. | Jan (juhu234) | 90.76 | 98.5% | 2023-10-09 |
| 7806. | Artem (artem12) | 90.76 | 98% | 2013-05-30 |
| 7807. | Turbo Topre (spicyfinger) | 90.76 | 95% | 2017-03-21 |
| 7808. | im raging RN (xaveir21) | 90.75 | 98% | 2019-04-02 |
| 7809. | celebrate (celebrate) | 90.75 | — | 2009-11-17 |
| 7810. | Bobert (bobertrogers) | 90.74 | 98% | 2021-01-17 |
| 7811. | uwu (serashkut) | 90.74 | 98% | 2023-02-13 |
| 7812. | N3gativeZero (whatsupbrandon) | 90.74 | 96.9% | 2023-09-25 |
| 7813. | Cadet Boodles (wrfc627) | 90.74 | 99% | 2017-09-08 |
| 7814. | Neskrawr (neskrawr) | 90.74 | 95% | 2013-02-08 |
| 7815. | Roddy (roddyk) | 90.74 | 95% | 2017-11-21 |
| 7816. | Baruk (baruk) | 90.74 | 98% | 2017-04-09 |
| 7817. | mayo (mayo_tp01) | 90.72 | 97% | 2017-06-11 |
| 7818. | sl (slgerbil) | 90.72 | 96% | 2011-08-12 |
| 7819. | Andrew (pingpongpewpew) | 90.72 | 97% | 2020-03-19 |
| 7820. | Beth (schmayonnaise) | 90.72 | — | 2010-03-14 |
| 7821. | Declan (deccazz) | 90.72 | 98% | 2023-04-24 |
| 7822. | Death (death) | 90.71 | — | 2008-10-08 |
| 7823. | 🎃 (ishekeil) | 90.70 | 96% | 2023-02-17 |
| 7824. | Big (bigjohn05) | 90.70 | 98.5% | 2023-10-10 |
| 7825. | ryan (ryan10132) | 90.70 | 96% | 2021-07-27 |
| 7826. | Mimi (miminono) | 90.70 | 95% | 2018-10-04 |
| 7827. | Maggs (pdolson) | 90.70 | — | 2010-10-06 |
| 7828. | tstats[millieisvcool] (mill... | 90.69 | 95% | 2021-05-24 |
| 7829. | Creamcheese (diangiaz) | 90.69 | 96% | 2020-04-20 |
| 7830. | Megan (megceratops) | 90.69 | 97% | 2022-06-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |