Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3254. | Bruce (cybwong) | 69.10 | 97% | 2018-12-27 |
| 3255. | HMan (edhac) | 69.09 | 97% | 2018-10-13 |
| 3256. | YubiKori (aintrisk) | 69.08 | 97% | 2019-04-14 |
| 3257. | Jerry (jernjej) | 69.07 | 98% | 2018-02-22 |
| 3258. | Luis (lavp) | 69.06 | 95% | 2019-03-28 |
| 3259. | Steven (clumsychinese) | 69.05 | 96% | 2017-12-24 |
| 3260. | Alex (alex_ofl) | 69.03 | 98% | 2020-07-09 |
| 3261. | AppleBucking (apple_bucking) | 69.03 | 96% | 2018-10-26 |
| 3262. | Manbir (shadowkillz) | 69.00 | 95% | 2020-10-16 |
| 3263. | Lam (18600352) | 69.00 | 99% | 2019-07-29 |
| 3264. | Jared (filmman2k3) | 68.98 | 96% | 2021-08-18 |
| 3265. | learn corne (tomgroenwoldt) | 68.98 | 97% | 2020-12-18 |
| 3266. | Aayush (aayushdas) | 68.97 | 96% | 2018-05-28 |
| 3267. | Roman (snoozed) | 68.97 | 97% | 2018-08-20 |
| 3268. | J (irocamora) | 68.97 | 100% | 2019-01-23 |
| 3269. | Kou (itsme1) | 68.96 | 95% | 2018-08-10 |
| 3270. | Luuk (makkermaat) | 68.95 | 96% | 2020-05-19 |
| 3271. | astroLion (astrolion) | 68.95 | 98% | 2019-11-01 |
| 3272. | Vladislav (slepick) | 68.95 | 97% | 2018-09-23 |
| 3273. | Gilergil (gilergil) | 68.95 | 95% | 2019-09-08 |
| 3274. | EdK (edk2000) | 68.94 | 96% | 2019-06-25 |
| 3275. | Phinix (soaringphinix) | 68.92 | 98% | 2020-11-26 |
| 3276. | Marcio (bowiesleeper) | 68.91 | 96% | 2018-02-28 |
| 3277. | Sanic (192378) | 68.91 | 96% | 2020-04-27 |
| 3278. | typer (turbo360) | 68.91 | 95% | 2018-01-17 |
| 3279. | Benedikt (dikt73) | 68.87 | 96% | 2019-05-31 |
| 3280. | Seok (seokorean) | 68.87 | 94% | 2018-06-12 |
| 3281. | ArxsvZ (arxsvz) | 68.86 | 95% | 2019-03-14 |
| 3282. | Jovo (bossitch) | 68.85 | 97% | 2018-03-15 |
| 3283. | milluki (milluki) | 68.84 | 98% | 2018-11-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |