Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20038. | Fidel (fidelsurtida) | 68.52 | 97% | 2018-03-15 |
| 20039. | Trang (trang_nobita) | 68.52 | 97% | 2015-07-28 |
| 20040. | lassipls (lassipls) | 68.52 | 93% | 2013-09-27 |
| 20041. | Pepe (mrandersonneo) | 68.52 | 95% | 2021-03-29 |
| 20042. | Minleg (bminleg) | 68.52 | 97% | 2020-12-21 |
| 20043. | Calle (bensonandhedges1) | 68.52 | 94% | 2022-11-11 |
| 20044. | Sriracha (saragrant) | 68.52 | 94% | 2011-06-17 |
| 20045. | Sayan (sayan_c) | 68.52 | 95.4% | 2023-08-26 |
| 20046. | 英雄 たこ (thyllan) | 68.51 | 95% | 2016-04-14 |
| 20047. | Tahj (mathpunsaresin) | 68.51 | 99% | 2020-06-21 |
| 20048. | n (qxgjq_kjjjjhjhjk) | 68.51 | 98% | 2021-04-08 |
| 20049. | Bingsong (bingsongbingsong) | 68.51 | 94% | 2022-01-17 |
| 20050. | Wilson (thewilson) | 68.50 | 98% | 2016-06-11 |
| 20051. | HakimTheMan (homeymojo) | 68.50 | 91% | 2011-08-31 |
| 20052. | Goldey (goldey) | 68.50 | 97% | 2022-12-15 |
| 20053. | borhme (borhme) | 68.50 | 96% | 2012-09-18 |
| 20054. | Amanda (pandabot0407) | 68.49 | 97% | 2014-03-20 |
| 20055. | Anirudh (anirudhrudr) | 68.49 | — | 2009-11-05 |
| 20056. | Giorgio (juryedits) | 68.49 | 91% | 2017-04-01 |
| 20057. | Ezel (aldidoanta) | 68.49 | 99% | 2023-04-18 |
| 20058. | Dude (sleazyeazy) | 68.49 | 97.6% | 2021-02-21 |
| 20059. | Mr.Pemguimn (nhatltm) | 68.49 | 95% | 2021-10-08 |
| 20060. | Devan (devan) | 68.48 | — | 2009-03-27 |
| 20061. | Himanshu (himvins) | 68.48 | 97% | 2012-11-11 |
| 20062. | tianyang (tian) | 68.48 | — | 2009-05-05 |
| 20063. | Hmmm2100 (hahha2100) | 68.48 | 97.6% | 2021-02-16 |
| 20064. | Vladimír (vladinek) | 68.48 | 97% | 2020-10-07 |
| 20065. | John (linkstart15) | 68.48 | 97% | 2021-03-12 |
| 20066. | Goldenpigg (goldenpigg123) | 68.48 | 96% | 2021-10-14 |
| 20067. | Michael (applejack42) | 68.48 | 96% | 2022-02-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |