I make my living off the evening news. Just give me something, something I can use. People love it when you lose. They love dirty laundry. Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here. I just have to look good. I don't have to be clear. Come and whisper in my ear. Give us dirty laundry.
—from Dirty Laundry, a song by Don Henley
Active since July 25, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4126. | Dan (x_danma) | 78.08 | 98% | 2017-08-25 |
| 4127. | Sam (gates250) | 78.07 | 97% | 2020-10-12 |
| 4128. | Dush (dushnozzle) | 78.07 | 99% | 2017-08-23 |
| 4129. | digyourownhole (digyourownh... | 78.06 | 98% | 2019-03-21 |
| 4130. | Britt (brittsyboo) | 78.06 | 97% | 2018-03-07 |
| 4131. | The Write Tale (pchanbps1) | 78.06 | 97% | 2020-12-06 |
| 4132. | Gio (g_yoyo) | 78.06 | 98% | 2020-04-11 |
| 4133. | Maciej (thasobot) | 78.06 | 99% | 2020-04-01 |
| 4134. | Fitri (endeavor42) | 78.06 | 98% | 2019-01-25 |
| 4135. | Bourdon 16' (thekeyofg) | 78.03 | 98% | 2020-02-19 |
| 4136. | Callie (le_jade) | 78.03 | 97% | 2019-08-06 |
| 4137. | Sphynx (sphynxy) | 78.02 | 98% | 2019-12-15 |
| 4138. | ollir (ollir) | 78.02 | 97% | 2018-07-30 |
| 4139. | CrimsonSaber (crimsonsaber) | 78.02 | 98% | 2019-01-28 |
| 4140. | Race (status_none) | 78.01 | 98% | 2020-01-16 |
| 4141. | Jiong Yang (yangfoo) | 78.01 | 98% | 2020-11-11 |
| 4142. | Sean (sleamy) | 78.00 | 97% | 2017-09-16 |
| 4143. | じょりちっち (jorichi... | 77.99 | 99% | 2019-05-05 |
| 4144. | Venisa (venisa) | 77.99 | 96% | 2018-02-10 |
| 4145. | Big Pop (broguyman) | 77.97 | 97% | 2018-02-20 |
| 4146. | Hey (rwolfx) | 77.96 | 95% | 2019-03-24 |
| 4147. | I_love_seulgi (seulgischurro) | 77.96 | 96% | 2018-10-12 |
| 4148. | Eirik (jukeskywalker) | 77.92 | 98% | 2019-05-10 |
| 4149. | Mifune Shioriko (kamuroya) | 77.92 | 96% | 2019-02-27 |
| 4150. | Taylor (tttaylor) | 77.90 | 96% | 2020-01-31 |
| 4151. | Luke (the_static_dino) | 77.90 | 99% | 2019-08-01 |
| 4152. | Sami (aakime) | 77.89 | 97% | 2020-05-06 |
| 4153. | Egi (dr12) | 77.88 | 98% | 2018-09-26 |
| 4154. | David (dave_h12) | 77.87 | 99% | 2019-12-13 |
| 4155. | Brian (brianhaha) | 77.85 | 98% | 2020-04-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 12,176 | 84.26 | July 25, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 18 | 75.34 | June 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 13 | 98.57 | December 7, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |