So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6120. | (coldshottt) | 94.99 | 92% | 2016-06-21 |
| 6121. | (bnje1) | 94.99 | 96% | 2022-02-11 |
| 6122. | (ronneclee) | 94.99 | 99% | 2019-11-08 |
| 6123. | Neil (verty) | 94.99 | — | 2010-02-22 |
| 6124. | (trihard7) | 94.99 | 98% | 2018-05-12 |
| 6125. | (elsemyano) | 94.99 | 98% | 2014-09-24 |
| 6126. | (erperreault) | 94.98 | 90% | 2012-05-03 |
| 6127. | Tian (the4thcafe) | 94.97 | 98% | 2019-06-27 |
| 6128. | (singingphantom) | 94.97 | 93% | 2017-04-17 |
| 6129. | (penhallow) | 94.97 | 98% | 2012-11-25 |
| 6130. | (lichtst4ria) | 94.96 | 97% | 2021-04-05 |
| 6131. | (philug) | 94.95 | 99% | 2023-07-21 |
| 6132. | strawhat (luffy016) | 94.95 | 97% | 2015-03-16 |
| 6133. | (copernicsus) | 94.94 | 98% | 2022-04-20 |
| 6134. | Dean (voidforce) | 94.94 | 97% | 2021-01-01 |
| 6135. | (mcfrg) | 94.94 | 99% | 2013-05-07 |
| 6136. | (eastype6) | 94.93 | 97% | 2021-07-15 |
| 6137. | (wortis) | 94.93 | 99% | 2022-04-26 |
| 6138. | piglet (slaylet) | 94.93 | 97% | 2021-04-07 |
| 6139. | (invasian_rulzau) | 94.93 | 98% | 2013-09-27 |
| 6140. | Big Fat Onion (x_onion_x) | 94.92 | 97% | 2022-11-08 |
| 6141. | (ozl6) | 94.92 | 91% | 2014-09-23 |
| 6142. | (ijneb) | 94.91 | 99% | 2022-01-25 |
| 6143. | (klinestife) | 94.91 | 97% | 2013-10-11 |
| 6144. | (masterilluminati) | 94.91 | 99% | 2019-06-03 |
| 6145. | (yuseph) | 94.91 | 90% | 2016-04-16 |
| 6146. | (peja) | 94.91 | 98% | 2016-09-16 |
| 6147. | (kanashirei) | 94.90 | 97.4% | 2023-10-20 |
| 6148. | (gastonlag) | 94.90 | — | 2011-02-08 |
| 6149. | Oscar (moksleepy) | 94.90 | 100% | 2012-03-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |