The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3948. | my mango (joe_froggy) | 106.76 | 95.9% | 2023-10-01 |
| 3949. | Milos (xcoder) | 106.76 | — | 2010-11-17 |
| 3950. | Jon Day (jonday87) | 106.76 | 96% | 2012-03-13 |
| 3951. | Baruk (baruk) | 106.74 | 99.3% | 2021-02-16 |
| 3952. | Loc (tonimorrison) | 106.74 | 96% | 2014-04-23 |
| 3953. | Soda (soda1) | 106.73 | 98% | 2021-01-25 |
| 3954. | wel (welneco) | 106.72 | 98% | 2015-04-07 |
| 3955. | T (casey_anthony) | 106.72 | 98% | 2016-06-03 |
| 3956. | Ray (rrher131) | 106.71 | 99% | 2023-02-14 |
| 3957. | Tootels (joenasha10) | 106.69 | 96% | 2014-03-02 |
| 3958. | Euan (emh_sk) | 106.68 | 98% | 2023-05-06 |
| 3959. | Panthera (panthera) | 106.68 | — | 2010-06-04 |
| 3960. | Jun (vegetto1126) | 106.66 | 96% | 2012-08-24 |
| 3961. | mikun (batangsenang) | 106.66 | 98.8% | 2023-07-31 |
| 3962. | ++ (aznpanda764) | 106.66 | 96% | 2014-06-29 |
| 3963. | Sarao Jeepney (kingoftheroad) | 106.65 | 99% | 2021-01-20 |
| 3964. | Brian (phib0nacc1) | 106.64 | 99% | 2011-07-09 |
| 3965. | Jenny (slave2dave) | 106.64 | 95% | 2011-06-21 |
| 3966. | Ligma (eat_water_type_fast) | 106.63 | 99% | 2022-02-18 |
| 3967. | error (leonhardeuler) | 106.63 | 94% | 2012-10-11 |
| 3968. | Hopps (hoppstwo) | 106.63 | 98% | 2016-01-14 |
| 3969. | Xuefei (xuefei) | 106.62 | 97% | 2021-01-21 |
| 3970. | Eleni (blossomhelen) | 106.62 | 98% | 2017-07-05 |
| 3971. | wilhelm (phlegmatic) | 106.62 | 100% | 2013-08-27 |
| 3972. | izzi (izzi_e) | 106.62 | 90% | 2012-12-24 |
| 3973. | v-tec (vtec_kicked_in) | 106.60 | 98% | 2015-08-22 |
| 3974. | Pogfrog (pogfrog1) | 106.60 | 98.8% | 2021-01-27 |
| 3975. | Minh (huynhcongminh) | 106.60 | 98% | 2019-07-16 |
| 3976. | WhITelion (whitelion2) | 106.60 | 99% | 2017-10-05 |
| 3977. | jee (jeelimm) | 106.59 | 98% | 2020-11-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |