I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9254. | huacheng (fallingfeather) | 91.17 | 97% | 2021-05-16 |
| 9255. | Bryan (sonar90s) | 91.17 | 98% | 2018-09-06 |
| 9256. | Marco (astroqueen) | 91.17 | 97% | 2019-02-28 |
| 9257. | Grand Magus (aimtiaz20) | 91.16 | 99% | 2019-07-11 |
| 9258. | blobfish (blobfishk) | 91.15 | 96.6% | 2024-01-17 |
| 9259. | Warren (iwarren) | 91.14 | 97% | 2020-04-15 |
| 9260. | MAD (greeny3003) | 91.14 | 97% | 2017-02-21 |
| 9261. | Lirei (lirei) | 91.14 | 97% | 2021-09-01 |
| 9262. | Norton (pajj) | 91.14 | 99% | 2017-01-20 |
| 9263. | J (yunatan) | 91.13 | 98% | 2023-09-12 |
| 9264. | cozy (cozy_c) | 91.13 | 97% | 2025-06-10 |
| 9265. | CallMeSaul (sussytypist) | 91.13 | 97% | 2023-02-01 |
| 9266. | smq (_smq) | 91.13 | 97% | 2020-08-11 |
| 9267. | Leopold (leopold_cxix) | 91.13 | 99% | 2019-03-25 |
| 9268. | Soter (nestoh) | 91.12 | 98% | 2019-02-28 |
| 9269. | sasmit_qwerty (sasmit_neogi) | 91.12 | 97% | 2021-09-09 |
| 9270. | June (slap_yo_granma_fast) | 91.11 | 99% | 2023-03-19 |
| 9271. | Rodrigo (rodgodkiller) | 91.11 | 98.2% | 2024-06-28 |
| 9272. | Sidveed (sidveed) | 91.11 | 98% | 2022-02-16 |
| 9273. | Oneness (dreamtime) | 91.11 | 98.2% | 2021-02-15 |
| 9274. | Mike (mikayelb) | 91.10 | 98% | 2025-04-29 |
| 9275. | Sierra (spak) | 91.10 | 99% | 2019-11-06 |
| 9276. | Kingdomfight (kingdomfight) | 91.10 | 97.1% | 2025-01-13 |
| 9277. | eddysc (eddysc) | 91.10 | 96% | 2022-06-14 |
| 9278. | pinto (pintozza) | 91.10 | 98% | 2023-04-18 |
| 9279. | 🐍 Cobra 🐍 (barbavk) | 91.09 | 98% | 2023-06-25 |
| 9280. | Eetu (mandarilleri) | 91.09 | 97% | 2021-11-15 |
| 9281. | gerachomp (gerachomp) | 91.09 | 99% | 2023-02-06 |
| 9282. | stornev (stornev_) | 91.09 | 98% | 2022-07-22 |
| 9283. | andrej (andrejkb) | 91.07 | 98% | 2024-05-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |