The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20298. | Karl Petter (trebua) | 71.75 | 93% | 2016-08-17 |
| 20299. | Harish (harish_kumawat) | 71.75 | 97% | 2021-06-08 |
| 20300. | Luke (lrgotmilk) | 71.75 | 97% | 2012-03-16 |
| 20301. | kobethedog (brandontabula) | 71.75 | 97.4% | 2021-02-05 |
| 20302. | Do (trungkien622004) | 71.75 | 96% | 2021-02-26 |
| 20303. | Chris (wsicks) | 71.75 | 91% | 2017-05-18 |
| 20304. | Oliver (thatiswhatyouthink) | 71.75 | 97% | 2018-08-20 |
| 20305. | Makan (mastacoder) | 71.74 | 96% | 2018-07-18 |
| 20306. | Ayvar (ayvar) | 71.74 | 98% | 2023-08-06 |
| 20307. | Kevin (kevcomo) | 71.74 | 97% | 2022-07-25 |
| 20308. | F*ck Zelenskyy (overmake) | 71.74 | 96% | 2022-02-24 |
| 20309. | em (mnnm) | 71.74 | 98% | 2018-10-27 |
| 20310. | Sagar (sagar737) | 71.74 | 91% | 2016-07-16 |
| 20311. | Jack (yiningzhao) | 71.74 | 93% | 2011-10-03 |
| 20312. | तोरी (umesh_p) | 71.74 | 88% | 2013-08-19 |
| 20313. | Mandy (spegetti00) | 71.74 | — | 2008-12-23 |
| 20314. | June (slap_yo_granma_fast) | 71.73 | 97% | 2023-01-09 |
| 20315. | Abylay (ablking) | 71.73 | 97% | 2022-10-18 |
| 20316. | Trixx (trixxzy) | 71.73 | 93% | 2012-10-28 |
| 20317. | Hank (burnedbyburton) | 71.73 | 92% | 2011-09-17 |
| 20318. | Kevin (reanimatedeyes) | 71.73 | 94% | 2016-02-09 |
| 20319. | DBU93 (dariocar93) | 71.73 | 97% | 2012-11-16 |
| 20320. | Sdadec (dadee) | 71.73 | 96% | 2019-01-24 |
| 20321. | Ravi (ravibhoraskar) | 71.73 | 95% | 2011-06-11 |
| 20322. | TinyFermill (deadcase2001) | 71.72 | 95.6% | 2023-09-22 |
| 20323. | Zack (zack_mitkin) | 71.72 | 96% | 2019-09-23 |
| 20324. | Bruce (psycho777) | 71.72 | 94% | 2023-05-11 |
| 20325. | Enton (mr_me_and_mr_me) | 71.71 | 95% | 2022-04-23 |
| 20326. | Davide (davidez) | 71.71 | 93% | 2013-11-18 |
| 20327. | awais (awaispk) | 71.71 | 96% | 2020-12-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |