So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18023. | Qwerty Trainee (cherryblue) | 71.33 | — | 2010-04-29 |
| 18024. | Tony (nafahmidi) | 71.33 | — | 2010-07-04 |
| 18025. | kristina (kristinamac1234) | 71.33 | 98% | 2012-07-31 |
| 18026. | dylan (crspy) | 71.32 | 94% | 2021-11-24 |
| 18027. | Mai (itsmemai) | 71.32 | 90% | 2017-04-11 |
| 18028. | Sasanka (sansam) | 71.32 | 95% | 2013-08-14 |
| 18029. | tan (alextbh) | 71.32 | 95% | 2016-06-07 |
| 18030. | Driew (driew) | 71.31 | 95.5% | 2021-02-01 |
| 18031. | Khanh (khanh_5567) | 71.31 | 95% | 2022-10-19 |
| 18032. | HO (hyuanhua) | 71.31 | 98% | 2020-05-08 |
| 18033. | reiper9 (reiper9) | 71.31 | 97% | 2023-02-16 |
| 18034. | Andy (andylolu2) | 71.31 | 95% | 2021-03-04 |
| 18035. | Ulysses (ulyzz) | 71.31 | 85% | 2013-02-01 |
| 18036. | Alex (nocut) | 71.31 | 96% | 2016-10-17 |
| 18037. | duonghoang05@gmail.com (duo... | 71.31 | 98% | 2014-12-01 |
| 18038. | Anita (anitakang) | 71.31 | — | 2008-11-30 |
| 18039. | khairul (kairose) | 71.30 | 97% | 2023-02-05 |
| 18040. | aoxiang (cuiaoxiang) | 71.30 | 95% | 2013-07-21 |
| 18041. | Philip (druidso) | 71.30 | 94% | 2013-10-10 |
| 18042. | Kyle (kylewest87) | 71.30 | 95% | 2014-08-07 |
| 18043. | Nikita (azeko) | 71.30 | 99% | 2019-02-22 |
| 18044. | Billychen (billychen) | 71.30 | 100% | 2016-04-14 |
| 18045. | Patrick (slaos) | 71.30 | 93% | 2016-08-26 |
| 18046. | Nolan (nolangreub) | 71.29 | 95% | 2020-06-12 |
| 18047. | Milk (saezos) | 71.29 | 98% | 2022-04-12 |
| 18048. | dani (danisirico) | 71.29 | 97% | 2022-08-16 |
| 18049. | ohoo (oholter) | 71.29 | 98% | 2017-09-23 |
| 18050. | J (irocamora) | 71.29 | 99% | 2020-07-12 |
| 18051. | Arthur (trickzington) | 71.29 | 92% | 2012-10-22 |
| 18052. | Ken (kengeorge) | 71.29 | 92% | 2012-08-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |