I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20228. | Bob (merong_merong) | 67.28 | 91% | 2015-02-09 |
| 20229. | oscarchichun (oscarchichun) | 67.28 | 97% | 2012-02-19 |
| 20230. | Storm (stormfalcon) | 67.28 | 94% | 2016-04-02 |
| 20231. | Ms. Nickle (gweilo) | 67.27 | 93% | 2013-01-20 |
| 20232. | Anirudh (night7) | 67.27 | 96% | 2021-12-10 |
| 20233. | Vermsky (noysquared) | 67.27 | 93% | 2013-05-14 |
| 20234. | Asgarnian (asgarnian) | 67.27 | 95% | 2014-04-16 |
| 20235. | pege (pege) | 67.27 | 95% | 2019-11-30 |
| 20236. | Brian (presonus) | 67.27 | 92% | 2016-11-23 |
| 20237. | William (speier70) | 67.27 | 97% | 2018-10-16 |
| 20238. | Kazu (kashuwasabi) | 67.26 | 97% | 2022-09-13 |
| 20239. | too cold to type :( (pinkfl... | 67.26 | 82% | 2014-11-08 |
| 20240. | Roar (rorsyl) | 67.25 | 95% | 2016-10-15 |
| 20241. | gaming (gaming7skills) | 67.25 | 95% | 2022-03-14 |
| 20242. | Abdallah (abdallah1) | 67.25 | 97% | 2021-12-23 |
| 20243. | ritow (biltis) | 67.25 | 95% | 2012-08-17 |
| 20244. | Alexander (offbeat5024) | 67.24 | 98% | 2016-10-13 |
| 20245. | Asia (continentia) | 67.24 | 96% | 2022-12-23 |
| 20246. | theaveragedude (the_avg_dude) | 67.24 | 96% | 2020-11-23 |
| 20247. | Will (slamdado) | 67.24 | 96% | 2021-05-11 |
| 20248. | thingy (vibrantsun) | 67.24 | 95% | 2021-01-13 |
| 20249. | Mikael (lovs) | 67.24 | 93% | 2012-10-21 |
| 20250. | Sari (sarihamamd) | 67.24 | 95% | 2018-11-22 |
| 20251. | Holden (enelpriest) | 67.24 | 92% | 2017-01-20 |
| 20252. | April (aprillindee) | 67.24 | — | 2010-11-19 |
| 20253. | Ho Thu (hothutrung) | 67.23 | — | 2009-04-09 |
| 20254. | Jason (flabbaflabba) | 67.23 | 89% | 2013-09-04 |
| 20255. | drizzt (drizzt1233) | 67.23 | 94% | 2014-06-15 |
| 20256. | trappedmonkey (trappedmonkey) | 67.22 | 99% | 2020-09-17 |
| 20257. | Vishal (vpm911) | 67.22 | 97% | 2020-01-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |