As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4760. | Joao da mata (jaodamata) | 98.30 | 98% | 2023-04-01 |
| 4761. | mlhhsid (mlhhsid) | 98.30 | 98% | 2022-05-08 |
| 4762. | Harmonic (blitzzzz) | 98.29 | 97% | 2022-12-21 |
| 4763. | tstats[itchyhuman] (itchyhu... | 98.29 | 97% | 2021-06-24 |
| 4764. | Shawn (droptopwop) | 98.28 | 98% | 2021-05-27 |
| 4765. | Aelius (aelius_colemakdh) | 98.28 | 98% | 2022-10-24 |
| 4766. | TopGUN (wayhowma) | 98.28 | 99% | 2021-11-08 |
| 4767. | Jamie (jcpopp) | 98.27 | 98% | 2016-11-23 |
| 4768. | J (akntmzjtj) | 98.26 | 99% | 2021-07-13 |
| 4769. | Valerie (valeriecook) | 98.25 | 97% | 2025-05-05 |
| 4770. | laZorbeamZ (lazorbeamz) | 98.25 | 97% | 2022-02-14 |
| 4771. | Benjamin (bedavis) | 98.25 | 96% | 2018-04-04 |
| 4772. | Chris (chriswck) | 98.25 | 98% | 2020-07-26 |
| 4773. | Mouse (little_mouse) | 98.25 | 98% | 2017-12-01 |
| 4774. | カツ丼 (katsudon) | 98.24 | 96% | 2019-07-18 |
| 4775. | Movan (nelsneronola) | 98.24 | 99% | 2022-08-06 |
| 4776. | n8 (slacker00) | 98.23 | 98% | 2019-01-22 |
| 4777. | Kyle Me (poledancerz) | 98.23 | 92% | 2015-05-01 |
| 4778. | kenboi (kkenboi) | 98.22 | 97% | 2024-10-25 |
| 4779. | Brandon (be_better) | 98.22 | 97% | 2022-06-13 |
| 4780. | Heathe (hwhl) | 98.22 | 96% | 2017-02-06 |
| 4781. | typeRacer (olegbucolo) | 98.22 | 98.1% | 2024-08-01 |
| 4782. | Michelle (michellet) | 98.21 | 97% | 2017-10-13 |
| 4783. | Ed (eoyama) | 98.21 | 97% | 2022-11-01 |
| 4784. | Maybe (maybecow) | 98.21 | 98% | 2020-12-02 |
| 4785. | Austin (austins350) | 98.21 | 97% | 2018-02-05 |
| 4786. | BoB (aznsushi89) | 98.20 | 98% | 2021-10-26 |
| 4787. | paralelepipedo (paralelepip... | 98.19 | 98% | 2025-03-25 |
| 4788. | Huang.zy (amwzhenyu) | 98.19 | 97% | 2015-04-14 |
| 4789. | JJ (japie4life) | 98.18 | 93% | 2016-08-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |