As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10564. | Regaining (amirpci) | 82.37 | 97% | 2017-07-19 |
| 10565. | Andrew (magnetik) | 82.37 | 99% | 2017-09-19 |
| 10566. | jcm (jan500) | 82.37 | 99% | 2021-11-02 |
| 10567. | xkia (xkia) | 82.36 | 93% | 2017-04-15 |
| 10568. | Nobody (anhddo) | 82.36 | 98% | 2022-02-01 |
| 10569. | kyle (miamisideburns) | 82.36 | 98% | 2023-05-14 |
| 10570. | SJ (cwr_sej) | 82.36 | 95.3% | 2023-09-22 |
| 10571. | Carl (carlalalala) | 82.36 | 97% | 2021-02-08 |
| 10572. | Nancy (nancyqnguyen) | 82.36 | 96.8% | 2021-01-29 |
| 10573. | maestro (maestro778) | 82.35 | 96% | 2018-10-17 |
| 10574. | SubKnautic (subknautic) | 82.35 | 96% | 2022-01-29 |
| 10575. | Tai (leanhtaiit) | 82.35 | 99% | 2021-04-22 |
| 10576. | Kevin (kasistores) | 82.34 | 97% | 2017-11-25 |
| 10577. | Nick (spigmite) | 82.34 | 98.1% | 2021-02-15 |
| 10578. | matan (malsonic) | 82.34 | 95% | 2022-02-16 |
| 10579. | Absolut (rluyen) | 82.34 | 96% | 2015-09-26 |
| 10580. | alex (alexbread) | 82.33 | 98% | 2023-07-06 |
| 10581. | Jacob (sl_jacob) | 82.33 | 97% | 2021-10-16 |
| 10582. | Abby (abbyishuman) | 82.33 | 97% | 2022-11-02 |
| 10583. | Jack (hyydenjakcz) | 82.33 | 97% | 2022-08-11 |
| 10584. | Tri Le Minh (leminhtri) | 82.33 | 92% | 2016-08-30 |
| 10585. | Daniel (danielonit) | 82.32 | 98.2% | 2024-05-16 |
| 10586. | coolguy (coolguynz) | 82.32 | 98% | 2023-06-07 |
| 10587. | Michael (bluejay8765) | 82.32 | 95.7% | 2023-07-19 |
| 10588. | Sus Boi (danhvo98) | 82.32 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
| 10589. | Flemming (nitalf) | 82.32 | 96% | 2015-08-09 |
| 10590. | Dylan (dylansnyder97) | 82.32 | 96% | 2016-10-09 |
| 10591. | Aaron (miffycomes) | 82.31 | 96% | 2024-07-21 |
| 10592. | FlorianFelix112 (florianfel... | 82.31 | 97.2% | 2023-11-03 |
| 10593. | Ajdin (cajdin) | 82.31 | 97% | 2022-11-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |