So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34709. | nuray (nuray) | 40.65 | — | 2008-11-27 |
| 34710. | Tetropak (ckoriton) | 40.64 | 96% | 2019-08-23 |
| 34711. | (mrscary) | 40.64 | 94% | 2022-10-16 |
| 34712. | 如愚得睡 (forevertom) | 40.64 | 92% | 2014-12-12 |
| 34713. | An (dangan) | 40.64 | 98% | 2011-08-29 |
| 34714. | tstats[liteyagimi] (liteyag... | 40.63 | 95% | 2021-06-22 |
| 34715. | Dat (sweetboy) | 40.63 | 94% | 2011-05-17 |
| 34716. | ahmir (ahmir123) | 40.62 | 78% | 2014-12-05 |
| 34717. | london (londonxxx) | 40.62 | 94% | 2017-10-10 |
| 34718. | Elahe (elldora) | 40.62 | 95% | 2021-08-15 |
| 34719. | Prakush (praksm) | 40.62 | 96% | 2014-12-22 |
| 34720. | kin (kinhinyero) | 40.60 | 94% | 2022-03-17 |
| 34721. | Nerissa (fsuu) | 40.59 | — | 2011-01-07 |
| 34722. | abdoo (criosphinx) | 40.58 | 83% | 2011-06-24 |
| 34723. | tyler (viper) | 40.58 | — | 2008-12-13 |
| 34724. | redo (redodo) | 40.58 | 97% | 2011-11-01 |
| 34725. | Adam (skynet) | 40.57 | — | 2009-11-18 |
| 34726. | Gabriel (qixx) | 40.56 | 94% | 2020-07-05 |
| 34727. | Skylar (masterh724) | 40.56 | 95% | 2017-09-27 |
| 34728. | dadacin (dadacin) | 40.55 | 93% | 2022-12-05 |
| 34729. | Joshua (joshuamax) | 40.55 | 93% | 2022-07-13 |
| 34730. | Borys (jehuda) | 40.54 | 80% | 2014-09-02 |
| 34731. | Eri (ell1ezk) | 40.53 | 94% | 2019-08-19 |
| 34732. | James (wormal) | 40.53 | — | 2010-11-16 |
| 34733. | Felipe (dudemanfelipe) | 40.53 | — | 2010-03-25 |
| 34734. | capital (cdelhi) | 40.53 | — | 2010-11-15 |
| 34735. | Baer (thehungarybaer) | 40.52 | 92% | 2016-02-20 |
| 34736. | Dusty_Nuts (dusty_nuts) | 40.52 | 93% | 2022-04-23 |
| 34737. | Gwen (planetzero) | 40.52 | 94% | 2021-08-20 |
| 34738. | JM (markywawan) | 40.51 | 93% | 2020-11-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |