So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19372. | Dush (dushnozzle) | 68.86 | 96% | 2017-09-01 |
| 19373. | (ank123) | 68.86 | 86% | 2015-01-30 |
| 19374. | (lololong) | 68.86 | 94% | 2018-11-19 |
| 19375. | (oreodragonborn) | 68.85 | 96.5% | 2021-02-02 |
| 19376. | (therealmaster) | 68.85 | 91% | 2012-10-13 |
| 19377. | Tuấn (tuanutan) | 68.85 | 95% | 2014-07-09 |
| 19378. | (r0wsd0w3r) | 68.84 | 96% | 2018-03-08 |
| 19379. | (mrperfectionista) | 68.84 | 97% | 2023-01-28 |
| 19380. | Nick (vergil_00) | 68.84 | 98% | 2022-02-02 |
| 19381. | (nnhoang) | 68.84 | 94% | 2016-05-22 |
| 19382. | Focusing (focusing) | 68.84 | 95% | 2015-05-17 |
| 19383. | (spych102) | 68.84 | 94% | 2013-12-15 |
| 19384. | rakitic (lukamodric7991) | 68.83 | 95.4% | 2023-05-19 |
| 19385. | (ozymandiasf) | 68.83 | 98% | 2018-10-24 |
| 19386. | (twogah) | 68.83 | 97% | 2021-04-23 |
| 19387. | (davidst) | 68.83 | 93% | 2021-06-07 |
| 19388. | (eastwoodaussie) | 68.82 | 92% | 2012-12-23 |
| 19389. | sky (skymario) | 68.82 | 94% | 2021-12-01 |
| 19390. | (vanjuke) | 68.82 | 94% | 2023-05-30 |
| 19391. | (milox) | 68.82 | 96% | 2016-08-18 |
| 19392. | (trang_nobita) | 68.82 | 95% | 2015-07-30 |
| 19393. | (nbfangyan) | 68.82 | 93% | 2011-09-26 |
| 19394. | (urgency) | 68.82 | 95% | 2019-01-14 |
| 19395. | (c00l_procrastinator) | 68.82 | 95% | 2017-01-22 |
| 19396. | (ayush_kratosh) | 68.82 | 97% | 2014-03-13 |
| 19397. | (angelinateodosieva) | 68.82 | 93% | 2014-11-01 |
| 19398. | (zarapuch) | 68.81 | 99% | 2016-10-06 |
| 19399. | (ronc777can) | 68.81 | 92% | 2015-06-28 |
| 19400. | (viceroy397) | 68.81 | 98.2% | 2023-10-10 |
| 19401. | (darri) | 68.81 | — | 2008-10-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |