I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11289. | Ted (ted_j_kaczynski) | 83.17 | 97% | 2022-08-31 |
| 11290. | Michael (applejack42) | 83.17 | 99% | 2019-01-07 |
| 11291. | kb noob (akh7) | 83.17 | 97% | 2021-05-02 |
| 11292. | Kamal (kamal250j) | 83.17 | 97% | 2020-04-02 |
| 11293. | Shiwei (dsw260) | 83.17 | 96% | 2017-06-16 |
| 11294. | Aaron (theredspartan) | 83.15 | 99% | 2021-07-01 |
| 11295. | Roy (royrivera) | 83.14 | 99% | 2025-12-22 |
| 11296. | 愛 ﻉ√٥ﺎ💜 (ksugia... | 83.14 | 99% | 2019-09-30 |
| 11297. | Coubal (coubal99) | 83.13 | 97.7% | 2024-04-17 |
| 11298. | Nicholas (josh2648) | 83.13 | 97% | 2017-11-29 |
| 11299. | alex (pmills8) | 83.13 | 98% | 2020-09-24 |
| 11300. | Arin (arinkothari) | 83.13 | 97% | 2022-01-27 |
| 11301. | Plato (observer_02) | 83.13 | 91% | 2017-02-27 |
| 11302. | Ivan (expl1icity) | 83.12 | 97% | 2021-12-22 |
| 11303. | kikin (thesmallmeninstitute) | 83.12 | 96% | 2023-06-24 |
| 11304. | MantisTyping (mantistyping) | 83.12 | 96% | 2021-10-17 |
| 11305. | KnewTon (garywantusi) | 83.11 | 95% | 2025-05-30 |
| 11306. | Skyler (skylrrr) | 83.11 | 96% | 2021-03-14 |
| 11307. | creaturefeature (wolfogon) | 83.11 | 97% | 2022-11-25 |
| 11308. | George (linnypurple) | 83.11 | 97% | 2021-10-24 |
| 11309. | Calsuis (calsuis) | 83.11 | 96% | 2023-02-15 |
| 11310. | Zhen Qing (lim0721lim) | 83.11 | 97% | 2021-07-03 |
| 11311. | Wszxvq (wszxvq) | 83.11 | 92% | 2017-02-11 |
| 11312. | Wilhelm (maxer127) | 83.10 | 96% | 2022-07-14 |
| 11313. | Tir8 (tir8) | 83.10 | 97% | 2021-04-18 |
| 11314. | AzaD (mirazad) | 83.09 | 97% | 2025-08-19 |
| 11315. | Demogorgon (typeracer0110) | 83.09 | 99% | 2022-09-02 |
| 11316. | Jeff (jeffkrekerson) | 83.08 | 96% | 2023-09-07 |
| 11317. | Werdna (werdnawerd) | 83.08 | 95% | 2021-03-21 |
| 11318. | tstats[xeg28] (xeg28) | 83.07 | 97% | 2022-08-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |