So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13118. | qwerty (jowk) | 79.80 | 96% | 2021-04-23 |
| 13119. | Daniel (reachingthetop) | 79.80 | 97.4% | 2021-02-17 |
| 13120. | Kash79 (kashyap79) | 79.80 | 98% | 2021-11-15 |
| 13121. | Chris (nihilophobe) | 79.80 | 94% | 2014-09-15 |
| 13122. | Mads (madshasager) | 79.79 | 97% | 2021-12-16 |
| 13123. | Rex (krellsta) | 79.79 | 96% | 2023-04-25 |
| 13124. | Shaggy (shaggy_willem) | 79.79 | 94% | 2021-12-08 |
| 13125. | Alec (alecgoransson) | 79.79 | 97% | 2022-09-19 |
| 13126. | The (speed0meter) | 79.78 | 92% | 2014-11-09 |
| 13127. | Apoorv (apoorv16) | 79.77 | 98% | 2018-05-11 |
| 13128. | Imran (loverfellow2011) | 79.77 | — | 2011-04-07 |
| 13129. | Nathaniel (natfx7) | 79.77 | 98% | 2017-06-05 |
| 13130. | Park Shin Hye (yipaepaen) | 79.77 | 98% | 2018-08-05 |
| 13131. | Jwickblack (hellwood) | 79.77 | 97% | 2021-11-04 |
| 13132. | Dimfred (dimfred) | 79.77 | 99% | 2021-03-16 |
| 13133. | Cheska (cheesekuh) | 79.77 | 94% | 2016-04-14 |
| 13134. | Skylos (skylos) | 79.76 | 91% | 2017-02-12 |
| 13135. | Stephen (stephen_17) | 79.76 | 91% | 2013-08-17 |
| 13136. | brad (bradthelad6) | 79.76 | 98% | 2011-10-24 |
| 13137. | Thi (rodingersmg) | 79.76 | 98% | 2022-01-06 |
| 13138. | Bryan.. XD (bryan_xd) | 79.76 | 98% | 2022-06-13 |
| 13139. | Rony (ronykomkom) | 79.76 | 97% | 2023-08-27 |
| 13140. | wagner (wagnerfrancisco) | 79.76 | 94% | 2014-07-09 |
| 13141. | Chris (bunchesofdonald) | 79.75 | 95% | 2014-03-30 |
| 13142. | Issao (issao) | 79.75 | — | 2010-01-17 |
| 13143. | Jay (jjsplaness) | 79.75 | 92% | 2014-04-22 |
| 13144. | suzanne (tirphead4) | 79.75 | 97% | 2013-10-04 |
| 13145. | Neal (newbcake) | 79.75 | 90% | 2014-04-18 |
| 13146. | Volta (vo1_ta) | 79.75 | 97% | 2022-09-16 |
| 13147. | Ozan (ozzytr) | 79.75 | 97% | 2022-12-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |