The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9349. | Jiří (immte) | 48.35 | 98% | 2023-06-08 |
| 9350. | Jecht (dark_juice) | 48.35 | 92% | 2012-01-09 |
| 9351. | Mohammed (mshousha29) | 48.34 | 94% | 2021-10-05 |
| 9352. | (mymymy141) | 48.34 | 91% | 2013-02-15 |
| 9353. | Teala (blondeathiest) | 48.34 | — | 2010-07-19 |
| 9354. | Alex (mralejandro) | 48.33 | 98% | 2017-09-29 |
| 9355. | ricky (vn4u4m) | 48.33 | 90% | 2011-07-20 |
| 9356. | Swaift (swaift) | 48.33 | 98% | 2013-08-22 |
| 9357. | Tater (strudle120) | 48.33 | 92% | 2013-02-26 |
| 9358. | Bot_Racer 52 (kumararun) | 48.33 | 84% | 2016-08-03 |
| 9359. | Sam (samduke) | 48.32 | 93% | 2022-05-17 |
| 9360. | Priyank (pdrocks) | 48.32 | 99% | 2022-06-23 |
| 9361. | Yo (iwannagofastt) | 48.32 | 96% | 2021-05-05 |
| 9362. | Mohammad Talha (mtk_) | 48.32 | 94% | 2012-07-23 |
| 9363. | Victoria (missv) | 48.32 | — | 2010-12-10 |
| 9364. | l3tranchi (l3tranchi) | 48.32 | — | 2009-08-05 |
| 9365. | To4ilkata (to4ilkata) | 48.31 | 95% | 2022-08-29 |
| 9366. | Breezy (breezyleebrat) | 48.31 | 95% | 2021-04-16 |
| 9367. | Don Quixote (crunchjunkie) | 48.31 | 97% | 2021-12-22 |
| 9368. | Jonathan (john_ee) | 48.31 | 93% | 2020-09-02 |
| 9369. | Meowwy (bpeters51) | 48.31 | 95% | 2012-12-18 |
| 9370. | Aamir (testingthemech) | 48.31 | 97% | 2016-07-31 |
| 9371. | Skyler (skyler) | 48.31 | — | 2009-02-05 |
| 9372. | Thomas (dymaknight) | 48.30 | 95% | 2020-04-26 |
| 9373. | Lilly (lillydabest) | 48.30 | 95% | 2011-06-14 |
| 9374. | roshan (rori) | 48.30 | 96% | 2012-10-26 |
| 9375. | Max (mightymax1177) | 48.30 | 97% | 2014-08-03 |
| 9376. | sanki (devilsanki) | 48.30 | — | 2011-05-02 |
| 9377. | Ara Ara (vinhwiu) | 48.29 | 98% | 2023-03-10 |
| 9378. | Sebastian (aweseb64) | 48.29 | 91% | 2015-09-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |