I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18270. | silverfish (s1lverfish) | 68.83 | 97% | 2022-08-12 |
| 18271. | trogdor (trogdoooooor) | 68.83 | 97% | 2020-09-28 |
| 18272. | Skagenmacka (skagenmacka) | 68.83 | 97% | 2020-09-25 |
| 18273. | Zaki (zaki2314) | 68.83 | 98% | 2021-08-20 |
| 18274. | kalmanfilter (eran_raviv) | 68.82 | 98% | 2022-08-18 |
| 18275. | Shishir (cceer) | 68.82 | 96% | 2021-04-04 |
| 18276. | kiwi (horrendouskiwi) | 68.82 | 96% | 2019-09-14 |
| 18277. | Dickerson Do Dough (yoboidi... | 68.82 | 97% | 2018-06-06 |
| 18278. | Matt (krypton091) | 68.82 | 88% | 2017-03-24 |
| 18279. | Masquerade (masq_uerade) | 68.81 | 96% | 2023-05-28 |
| 18280. | Jay (dicknm) | 68.81 | 95% | 2023-03-12 |
| 18281. | KevsterAmp (kevsteramp) | 68.81 | 93% | 2021-07-11 |
| 18282. | Vong (vongolavwalker) | 68.80 | 95.2% | 2023-08-07 |
| 18283. | Not a 'Baby Killer' (cuitcu... | 68.80 | 98.2% | 2023-10-30 |
| 18284. | Milos (bllex) | 68.80 | 98% | 2020-08-20 |
| 18285. | Maqui (maquii) | 68.80 | 97% | 2018-09-10 |
| 18286. | Deminut (deminut) | 68.79 | 95% | 2020-08-27 |
| 18287. | Javier (ramboelmanoso) | 68.79 | 98% | 2021-04-19 |
| 18288. | Sandee[ (sand1482) | 68.79 | 100% | 2023-03-13 |
| 18289. | Tom (ax99) | 68.79 | 99% | 2023-03-04 |
| 18290. | Jia Herng (skyhh) | 68.79 | 97% | 2021-06-18 |
| 18291. | Uh (spanishracer123) | 68.79 | 98% | 2018-09-18 |
| 18292. | Dank (dankmachine) | 68.79 | 95% | 2018-07-28 |
| 18293. | Nibblet (nibbletdaking) | 68.78 | 95% | 2023-06-01 |
| 18294. | Brandon (brandonbarga11) | 68.78 | 95% | 2022-10-31 |
| 18295. | Mohaimin Shovon (mzshovon) | 68.78 | 97% | 2022-09-06 |
| 18296. | neo (eliteneo) | 68.78 | 95% | 2021-05-03 |
| 18297. | Marstam (marstam) | 68.77 | 96.4% | 2023-05-26 |
| 18298. | Luca (lucadelis) | 68.77 | 96% | 2026-02-26 |
| 18299. | Savu (macaroanaman) | 68.77 | 96% | 2019-01-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |