And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7308. | :) (jjz03) | 104.54 | 98% | 2018-12-22 |
| 7309. | Chance (cmc763) | 104.54 | 94% | 2012-10-22 |
| 7310. | OMG! CHEATERS EVERYWHERE! (... | 104.54 | 98% | 2012-04-23 |
| 7311. | Vincent (paz10s) | 104.53 | 98% | 2019-06-03 |
| 7312. | Marko (markovojvodic84) | 104.53 | 99% | 2012-07-10 |
| 7313. | Amy (dressi) | 104.52 | 96% | 2015-08-24 |
| 7314. | Tina ;)~~~~ (tinac) | 104.52 | 98% | 2011-06-09 |
| 7315. | msetera (theobserver) | 104.52 | 97% | 2012-10-07 |
| 7316. | Matthew (mbabbitt) | 104.51 | 93% | 2012-11-27 |
| 7317. | Justin (xenocide) | 104.51 | — | 2011-01-06 |
| 7318. | JiminL (jiminl) | 104.51 | 97% | 2012-02-03 |
| 7319. | Assertion (assertion) | 104.51 | 100% | 2016-04-08 |
| 7320. | KillerK (khanhp4) | 104.50 | 97% | 2022-06-14 |
| 7321. | Joaquin (zevolish) | 104.50 | 98% | 2023-05-15 |
| 7322. | Oli (oli94) | 104.50 | 98% | 2017-11-05 |
| 7323. | Kirke (kirke) | 104.49 | 98% | 2015-01-08 |
| 7324. | skyeblu7 (skyeblu7) | 104.48 | 98% | 2021-02-28 |
| 7325. | Simon (qoull) | 104.48 | 95% | 2012-12-19 |
| 7326. | Wyte (whiteguy1) | 104.47 | 97% | 2012-11-06 |
| 7327. | Shirts (theyellowcar) | 104.47 | 95% | 2022-05-22 |
| 7328. | SOAD (arindam26) | 104.47 | 96% | 2013-05-22 |
| 7329. | X̶x̶x̶-̶F̶a̶c̶t̶o̶... | 104.47 | 100% | 2012-10-23 |
| 7330. | DnZ (dooona) | 104.47 | 97% | 2014-12-04 |
| 7331. | Oppolzer (oppolzer) | 104.46 | 97% | 2021-07-17 |
| 7332. | Tarryn (tarryn) | 104.46 | 94% | 2011-10-09 |
| 7333. | Desh (quickzero) | 104.45 | 96% | 2012-12-30 |
| 7334. | Gabe (artemiaduch) | 104.45 | 96% | 2018-11-26 |
| 7335. | รอด้วย (pond79) | 104.45 | 99% | 2016-07-24 |
| 7336. | Michael (confucius06) | 104.45 | 98% | 2013-09-19 |
| 7337. | Kevin (kmburtt) | 104.45 | — | 2008-08-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |