In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user. You've got your own newsgroup, "alt.total-loser". Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax. Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks? Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you. If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you.
—from It's All About the Pentiums, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1789. | TopGUN (wayhowma) | 71.22 | 97% | 2018-08-02 |
| 1790. | Andi (dolphingarlic) | 71.21 | 97% | 2019-11-13 |
| 1791. | prisonarrow (fivethirtyeight) | 71.21 | 98% | 2017-06-29 |
| 1792. | Monk (monkbp) | 71.18 | 97% | 2020-12-18 |
| 1793. | ndk100 (ndk100) | 71.18 | 98% | 2020-03-26 |
| 1794. | Graham (grogers) | 71.17 | 99% | 2020-09-19 |
| 1795. | Bög (thebiggay271) | 71.14 | 95% | 2019-08-17 |
| 1796. | palestine will be free (ell... | 71.13 | 97% | 2019-06-25 |
| 1797. | Marcus (corgilobster) | 71.10 | 94% | 2017-12-08 |
| 1798. | mo (ceiba) | 71.08 | 99% | 2017-08-23 |
| 1799. | Tahmid (qualf788) | 71.06 | 96% | 2017-09-21 |
| 1800. | shadyan (shadyan) | 71.04 | 96% | 2019-10-07 |
| 1801. | kb noob (akh7) | 71.04 | 98% | 2020-06-17 |
| 1802. | Woo (wootryhard) | 71.03 | 96% | 2018-05-11 |
| 1803. | Danny (bikkboi) | 71.03 | 96% | 2020-08-14 |
| 1804. | Mistah (mistah) | 71.02 | 97% | 2019-05-07 |
| 1805. | Vanshaj (torque_i_alpha) | 71.01 | 99% | 2020-11-27 |
| 1806. | skydivingant (skydivingant) | 71.01 | 95% | 2018-08-16 |
| 1807. | Andrei (artoorie312) | 71.01 | 96% | 2018-08-01 |
| 1808. | Loki (lokidaliar) | 71.00 | 93% | 2018-05-12 |
| 1809. | Critical (malfunction1) | 70.97 | 96% | 2019-12-01 |
| 1810. | ph0roggy (ph0roggy) | 70.94 | 96% | 2020-08-06 |
| 1811. | Antman (mastersushichef) | 70.92 | 96% | 2018-04-17 |
| 1812. | aluminae (aluminae) | 70.92 | 96% | 2019-05-29 |
| 1813. | Roger (gamer95) | 70.88 | 97% | 2018-10-12 |
| 1814. | Yemeni (967bytes) | 70.86 | 98% | 2017-06-28 |
| 1815. | Mohd (mohd_shaikh) | 70.84 | 95% | 2017-10-06 |
| 1816. | Wavy (wavybaby) | 70.82 | 96% | 2019-04-01 |
| 1817. | Jessica (usernametook) | 70.81 | 96% | 2019-12-17 |
| 1818. | Magical (magical_man) | 70.79 | 95% | 2020-04-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,673 | 66.87 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 20 | 83.36 | September 3, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 54.60 | June 15, 2023 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 162.33 | April 16, 2017 |