If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? Why is a boxing ring square? Why do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Why do we have noses that run and feet that smell? It's very confusing, isn't it? A slim chance and a fat chance are the same thing, really, but a wise man and a wise guy aren't the same at all, are they? When the stars are out, they are visible. When the lights are out, they are invisible. What's up?
—from Word Play, a book by Gyles Brandreth
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5299. | Ilvi (ilvayy) | 60.04 | 94% | 2018-01-22 |
| 5300. | Kim (hypomania9) | 60.04 | 96% | 2017-04-24 |
| 5301. | Nakata (yatshukamura) | 60.03 | 98% | 2017-11-30 |
| 5302. | Temo (thedoctrpenguin) | 60.03 | 94% | 2017-10-04 |
| 5303. | invader (megawutt) | 60.03 | 97% | 2019-07-07 |
| 5304. | Charles (aviaro) | 60.02 | 98% | 2018-07-11 |
| 5305. | istimewa (kukuhp22) | 60.02 | 96% | 2017-10-26 |
| 5306. | Eli (incarnis1) | 60.01 | 98% | 2020-01-09 |
| 5307. | Thorondir (thorondir) | 60.00 | 96% | 2018-06-01 |
| 5308. | Tan (zdfhzx) | 59.99 | 98% | 2020-04-22 |
| 5309. | Heroskd (heroskd) | 59.99 | 95% | 2019-03-18 |
| 5310. | π₯Ίππ (daddy_mememas... | 59.98 | 96% | 2020-05-15 |
| 5311. | Saral (scrummaster) | 59.97 | 96% | 2019-02-12 |
| 5312. | Gaurav (gaurav_38) | 59.96 | 95% | 2020-10-13 |
| 5313. | Tyler (tythal) | 59.95 | 95% | 2018-08-05 |
| 5314. | Jose (quod) | 59.94 | 95% | 2019-06-11 |
| 5315. | Adien (skycreeper) | 59.93 | 96% | 2017-03-08 |
| 5316. | Stephanie (stephanie83) | 59.91 | 96% | 2019-01-22 |
| 5317. | Cookie (coolprettycookie) | 59.90 | 97% | 2019-04-24 |
| 5318. | Meme (helix487) | 59.90 | 92% | 2017-06-27 |
| 5319. | Jelly (jellytime59_) | 59.88 | 94% | 2019-03-05 |
| 5320. | Alexander (theboeing767fan) | 59.87 | 96% | 2018-04-28 |
| 5321. | Gum (blankgumbeat) | 59.86 | 93% | 2018-02-08 |
| 5322. | mg (mg500) | 59.85 | 88% | 2017-03-05 |
| 5323. | Robin (rossin_) | 59.84 | 98% | 2017-08-23 |
| 5324. | med (medssss) | 59.84 | 96% | 2019-08-16 |
| 5325. | parteek (parteek) | 59.82 | 97% | 2018-06-24 |
| 5326. | Tizian (officialtm) | 59.81 | 93% | 2017-02-27 |
| 5327. | cornpops (lewstherim) | 59.79 | 95% | 2018-03-06 |
| 5328. | ΰ€ΰ₯ΰ€°ΰ₯ (jokerster) | 59.75 | 95% | 2018-06-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,580 | 85.43 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 116.98 | February 8, 2019 |
| α Stenography | 3 | 90.08 | May 18, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 63.90 | January 20, 2022 |