I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16442. | Ardan (kevinardani) | 69.65 | 97% | 2022-09-08 |
| 16443. | Kim Jong-il (a9088391) | 69.65 | 97% | 2017-07-16 |
| 16444. | Sour (sourbraix) | 69.64 | 95% | 2023-09-15 |
| 16445. | THe Blob (the_blob) | 69.64 | 98.1% | 2023-12-28 |
| 16446. | Mr_Hobo (sponsoredbyvisa) | 69.64 | 97% | 2025-11-29 |
| 16447. | The Strider (thestrider) | 69.64 | 95% | 2018-03-29 |
| 16448. | Nick (envynav) | 69.63 | 97% | 2022-05-16 |
| 16449. | Fortato (fortato) | 69.63 | 94% | 2022-04-08 |
| 16450. | PhaTTypes (phattypes) | 69.63 | 95.6% | 2023-07-28 |
| 16451. | Haru (harubao) | 69.63 | 96% | 2021-03-25 |
| 16452. | AHHH (chuckles1357) | 69.63 | 98% | 2019-09-24 |
| 16453. | Holly Jolly CHristmas (loli... | 69.62 | 96% | 2018-09-13 |
| 16454. | Shob (shob69) | 69.62 | 96% | 2022-01-21 |
| 16455. | Kian (kianv) | 69.62 | 94.8% | 2023-12-29 |
| 16456. | DuckyLeToss (duckyletoss) | 69.62 | 96% | 2021-02-04 |
| 16457. | niaw junior (niawjunior) | 69.62 | 97% | 2017-09-25 |
| 16458. | matt (matterz5) | 69.61 | 96% | 2019-02-02 |
| 16459. | Fahad (skyclasher_24) | 69.61 | 95% | 2021-11-15 |
| 16460. | Jakov (juher) | 69.61 | 98% | 2022-02-19 |
| 16461. | Josse (peerj_qwerty) | 69.61 | 95% | 2020-09-06 |
| 16462. | ish (namerino) | 69.61 | 94% | 2021-07-19 |
| 16463. | Youssef (youssef_175) | 69.60 | 96.1% | 2023-10-08 |
| 16464. | Timothy (chuzzz) | 69.60 | 97% | 2021-11-28 |
| 16465. | Ahmed (ahmekal) | 69.60 | 96% | 2022-12-15 |
| 16466. | Sarvottam (sarvottampriyada... | 69.60 | 95.4% | 2021-02-18 |
| 16467. | Aland (animejobo) | 69.59 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
| 16468. | eichak (eichak) | 69.59 | 96% | 2018-04-25 |
| 16469. | veer (veer_grow) | 69.58 | 97% | 2022-12-25 |
| 16470. | Logan (iceisnice) | 69.58 | 96% | 2022-12-10 |
| 16471. | nadeem (nadeemgujjar) | 69.58 | 99% | 2021-03-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |