The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4445. | (aundi) | 116.73 | 97% | 2015-12-31 |
| 4446. | (ziggyqq) | 116.72 | 97% | 2014-12-31 |
| 4447. | (ahmir123) | 116.72 | 98% | 2018-12-10 |
| 4448. | (mlke) | 116.71 | 98% | 2021-12-21 |
| 4449. | Tap Sum Bong (anthonybong) | 116.71 | 96% | 2016-03-20 |
| 4450. | (kexlog) | 116.71 | 99% | 2018-05-07 |
| 4451. | (sevenum) | 116.71 | — | 2010-02-11 |
| 4452. | (jtmadden61) | 116.70 | 100% | 2016-01-08 |
| 4453. | (jiwon) | 116.69 | — | 2009-09-13 |
| 4454. | (type_56) | 116.69 | 97% | 2014-08-13 |
| 4455. | (hl1925) | 116.69 | 98% | 2016-07-22 |
| 4456. | (charlesbrach) | 116.69 | 98% | 2012-08-28 |
| 4457. | (sblankg) | 116.68 | 97% | 2023-02-18 |
| 4458. | (nathaniel_h) | 116.68 | 98% | 2013-02-14 |
| 4459. | (office123) | 116.68 | 98% | 2021-05-17 |
| 4460. | (victrola) | 116.67 | — | 2010-09-29 |
| 4461. | (wslshin) | 116.66 | 99% | 2015-06-18 |
| 4462. | Logic (logicop14) | 116.66 | 97% | 2014-10-25 |
| 4463. | Ryzor - (skycaptain95) | 116.66 | 92% | 2015-06-02 |
| 4464. | (repeatercreeper) | 116.66 | 97% | 2016-10-10 |
| 4465. | (jaunty_jalopy) | 116.65 | 100% | 2011-09-26 |
| 4466. | rpyx (rpyx) | 116.65 | 99.3% | 2023-11-02 |
| 4467. | (bilboballins) | 116.64 | 97.7% | 2023-07-08 |
| 4468. | (nawid113) | 116.64 | 99% | 2017-03-09 |
| 4469. | (parkourman) | 116.64 | 98% | 2012-05-08 |
| 4470. | (expadz) | 116.63 | 100% | 2023-02-09 |
| 4471. | (3doog) | 116.63 | 98% | 2012-12-01 |
| 4472. | (thanasis2002) | 116.62 | 99% | 2015-09-02 |
| 4473. | (derpisgud) | 116.62 | 97.1% | 2023-09-01 |
| 4474. | waterismagnificent (wateris... | 116.61 | 99% | 2022-07-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |