I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11970. | (renegetheplague) | 80.88 | 96% | 2013-06-15 |
| 11971. | (tylgo) | 80.87 | 98% | 2021-05-12 |
| 11972. | Kelsey (kelseyhigham) | 80.87 | — | 2010-06-07 |
| 11973. | (emonty22) | 80.87 | — | 2008-10-11 |
| 11974. | (chinhndt) | 80.87 | — | 2011-04-16 |
| 11975. | (moosewuu) | 80.86 | 95% | 2022-10-15 |
| 11976. | Shadow (shadow_monarch) | 80.86 | 96% | 2022-02-04 |
| 11977. | (jazzkey) | 80.86 | 98% | 2021-10-16 |
| 11978. | (jayjayghetto) | 80.86 | 96% | 2015-05-15 |
| 11979. | hissi (hissi) | 80.86 | 96% | 2020-03-03 |
| 11980. | (nxg2012) | 80.86 | 96% | 2012-09-18 |
| 11981. | :( (notabot69) | 80.85 | 97% | 2022-02-09 |
| 11982. | (benjhwang) | 80.85 | 96% | 2021-08-13 |
| 11983. | Shawn (vglunatic) | 80.85 | 98% | 2021-12-21 |
| 11984. | (axel8777) | 80.85 | 96% | 2021-03-29 |
| 11985. | (strictmath) | 80.85 | 95% | 2015-02-10 |
| 11986. | (zemorick) | 80.84 | 97% | 2021-04-14 |
| 11987. | (debbieljoe) | 80.84 | 97% | 2021-02-08 |
| 11988. | jonathan (cyberpsycho) | 80.84 | 95% | 2013-05-01 |
| 11989. | Skulkan (skulkan) | 80.84 | 94% | 2014-10-13 |
| 11990. | (naka__) | 80.84 | 95% | 2017-08-14 |
| 11991. | Vakeels (skylake) | 80.84 | 98% | 2017-08-07 |
| 11992. | (ateleisonmybelly) | 80.84 | 95% | 2011-11-22 |
| 11993. | (bleuwhite) | 80.83 | 97.4% | 2023-09-02 |
| 11994. | (icedgrave) | 80.83 | 96% | 2017-12-01 |
| 11995. | (ithaos) | 80.83 | 96% | 2012-10-29 |
| 11996. | (absolutetrashcan) | 80.83 | 94% | 2018-08-28 |
| 11997. | (kcbananaa) | 80.82 | 98% | 2021-05-20 |
| 11998. | (kristopherlukas) | 80.82 | — | 2010-09-08 |
| 11999. | (thoughtprocess) | 80.82 | — | 2010-01-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |