The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3351. | Matt (tokarth) | 109.52 | 96% | 2012-04-02 |
| 3352. | Matthew (watkins7) | 109.52 | — | 2009-05-18 |
| 3353. | Dan (danrosesax88) | 109.50 | 99% | 2018-09-09 |
| 3354. | SBelmont (sbelmont) | 109.50 | 88% | 2012-09-02 |
| 3355. | sandra (sandy_spring) | 109.50 | — | 2011-02-09 |
| 3356. | Walter (whunt5757) | 109.49 | 99% | 2023-04-04 |
| 3357. | LawyerDog (heartsiglemic) | 109.48 | 96% | 2013-05-13 |
| 3358. | Loege (loege) | 109.48 | 97.9% | 2023-05-23 |
| 3359. | Martin (megdal02) | 109.47 | 98% | 2021-12-20 |
| 3360. | (✿ ◕‿◕) (heavyseas) | 109.47 | 89% | 2012-12-28 |
| 3361. | Kevin (clearlynotkevin) | 109.47 | 98% | 2020-03-05 |
| 3362. | alex (alexnonquit) | 109.47 | 94% | 2017-01-29 |
| 3363. | Tony (naka__) | 109.46 | 99% | 2020-08-30 |
| 3364. | Benji (auranos) | 109.46 | 99% | 2018-07-31 |
| 3365. | gus (runinbahnxx) | 109.46 | 95% | 2015-01-11 |
| 3366. | Otto (ottozhen) | 109.45 | 99% | 2017-09-28 |
| 3367. | Leia (s_leia) | 109.42 | 97.7% | 2021-02-07 |
| 3368. | SKTom (sktom) | 109.42 | — | 2009-02-05 |
| 3369. | Andrew (penguingm1) | 109.41 | 100% | 2017-12-01 |
| 3370. | Andrew (12345142) | 109.41 | — | 2011-01-18 |
| 3371. | Carlo (carlo707) | 109.40 | 92% | 2013-06-16 |
| 3372. | mariachi (mdl0100) | 109.39 | — | 2010-04-30 |
| 3373. | Felix (promeneraren) | 109.39 | 97% | 2022-04-08 |
| 3374. | Anyaa (rennielauu) | 109.39 | 95% | 2016-03-04 |
| 3375. | apoorv (covfere) | 109.38 | 98.3% | 2023-11-03 |
| 3376. | Anver (twizzzle) | 109.38 | 94% | 2012-10-26 |
| 3377. | Marchal (fuxii) | 109.38 | — | 2010-07-07 |
| 3378. | Mevious (someguy) | 109.37 | — | 2011-01-04 |
| 3379. | grubres (saveall) | 109.37 | 96.5% | 2023-07-27 |
| 3380. | Lettara (lettara) | 109.37 | 90% | 2013-10-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |