I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20304. | BrokenKeyboard (ooololooo) | 58.74 | 97% | 2019-12-18 |
| 20305. | Beron (beron999) | 58.74 | 96.3% | 2023-10-25 |
| 20306. | Johny (mijq) | 58.74 | 95% | 2023-07-29 |
| 20307. | weeb (cv01) | 58.74 | 97% | 2017-09-20 |
| 20308. | hamed (ahamed20) | 58.74 | 96% | 2022-10-30 |
| 20309. | Dog (tropicaldog17) | 58.74 | 95% | 2021-01-09 |
| 20310. | Rosiu (rosiudarius) | 58.74 | 93.9% | 2021-02-13 |
| 20311. | Wafflebear (wafflebear) | 58.74 | 96% | 2019-06-29 |
| 20312. | Anthony (xpedition) | 58.73 | 95% | 2022-01-14 |
| 20313. | El (elnotelanor) | 58.73 | 98% | 2021-12-26 |
| 20314. | Loathe (khoa2301) | 58.73 | 96% | 2022-06-02 |
| 20315. | Joe (xixenar) | 58.73 | 96% | 2021-12-10 |
| 20316. | G (themann13) | 58.72 | 97% | 2019-03-27 |
| 20317. | . (athazagoraphobia) | 58.72 | 86% | 2017-02-02 |
| 20318. | Brady (coolgeorge) | 58.71 | 98% | 2019-05-14 |
| 20319. | Shrav (shravstars15) | 58.71 | 99% | 2021-01-06 |
| 20320. | Gaphnix (gaphnix) | 58.70 | 95% | 2021-06-24 |
| 20321. | Suryakanta (skroy) | 58.70 | 99% | 2022-01-24 |
| 20322. | me_astr (me_astr) | 58.70 | 96% | 2021-09-01 |
| 20323. | Aman (aman_msr) | 58.70 | 96% | 2020-09-26 |
| 20324. | August (primevalbeings) | 58.70 | 94% | 2020-12-12 |
| 20325. | Jin (ginn273d) | 58.70 | 96% | 2020-03-15 |
| 20326. | Jimmy (ilovetyping2) | 58.69 | 96% | 2022-09-23 |
| 20327. | Alec (dhracergc) | 58.69 | 93% | 2018-04-18 |
| 20328. | FasterThanLight (alvin3130) | 58.69 | 96% | 2023-04-01 |
| 20329. | tstats[blubenz67] (blubenz67) | 58.69 | 97% | 2023-04-06 |
| 20330. | Halftimenerd1 (halftimenerd1) | 58.69 | 98% | 2022-04-12 |
| 20331. | Emad (emad844) | 58.69 | 93.5% | 2023-10-01 |
| 20332. | Sarafraj (sarafraj) | 58.68 | 97% | 2023-04-27 |
| 20333. | Global (global_typer69) | 58.68 | 94% | 2021-09-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |