The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8669. | adel (dola77) | 49.53 | 93.1% | 2023-10-07 |
| 8670. | Eson (miehunyou) | 49.53 | 94% | 2013-06-25 |
| 8671. | J (leathface23) | 49.52 | 93% | 2021-08-24 |
| 8672. | Mikeyy (mikeyk1264) | 49.52 | 96% | 2021-06-02 |
| 8673. | hao (thunderlion) | 49.52 | — | 2009-07-17 |
| 8674. | Timofey (gewash) | 49.52 | 92% | 2016-08-12 |
| 8675. | Connor (source) | 49.52 | — | 2010-08-16 |
| 8676. | loipro (biladen) | 49.52 | — | 2011-01-07 |
| 8677. | fathomless (fathomless) | 49.51 | 97% | 2022-05-10 |
| 8678. | damodar (sikandarsir) | 49.51 | 96% | 2012-05-30 |
| 8679. | Julian (choo) | 49.51 | — | 2008-12-13 |
| 8680. | Aria (warmcatch920) | 49.50 | 97% | 2022-07-05 |
| 8681. | Zaid (zaid_farooqui) | 49.50 | 96% | 2021-01-29 |
| 8682. | sohail (master20011989) | 49.50 | 91% | 2013-08-29 |
| 8683. | Jaideep (minusseven) | 49.50 | 94% | 2013-04-04 |
| 8684. | Tien (hatien) | 49.50 | 100% | 2013-02-17 |
| 8685. | Murfy (murfychia) | 49.49 | 96% | 2020-04-02 |
| 8686. | naso (smadonnono) | 49.49 | 94% | 2023-01-19 |
| 8687. | Suryakanta (skroy) | 49.49 | 98% | 2021-09-09 |
| 8688. | subin (subin_khyajju) | 49.49 | 95% | 2020-09-17 |
| 8689. | Ryan (lilchicken) | 49.49 | 95% | 2019-04-25 |
| 8690. | ESRA (esra) | 49.49 | — | 2008-12-26 |
| 8691. | Matt (silverfang) | 49.49 | — | 2010-02-26 |
| 8692. | invader (megawutt) | 49.49 | 93% | 2014-09-10 |
| 8693. | April boy (benjoy88) | 49.48 | 88% | 2012-04-07 |
| 8694. | Antti (purifiedd) | 49.48 | 97% | 2014-05-12 |
| 8695. | rajnish (rajnishbdps20) | 49.48 | 94% | 2017-01-11 |
| 8696. | Grammy (pyrex) | 49.48 | 92% | 2016-04-03 |
| 8697. | marie! (xxmariewowxx) | 49.47 | 95.9% | 2021-02-18 |
| 8698. | Toda (steelbreeze) | 49.47 | 94% | 2016-05-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |