As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14546. | mydl0 (zrejh_) | 73.28 | 96% | 2020-07-07 |
| 14547. | danielwolf (n3kro) | 73.28 | 97.4% | 2021-02-14 |
| 14548. | RKT (fastestspeed) | 73.28 | 95% | 2015-07-15 |
| 14549. | KANWAR (kanwar24) | 73.27 | 97.5% | 2025-02-28 |
| 14550. | Alexeï (g4520u10) | 73.27 | 96.6% | 2023-09-21 |
| 14551. | Codey (seifo16) | 73.27 | 93% | 2016-02-26 |
| 14552. | sebastian (xastyy) | 73.27 | 88% | 2016-10-11 |
| 14553. | Jusernejm (jusernejm) | 73.26 | 96% | 2022-09-20 |
| 14554. | Beezzyy (beezzyy) | 73.26 | 96% | 2023-08-25 |
| 14555. | Vladimir (vvargasd) | 73.26 | 98% | 2023-04-16 |
| 14556. | Tintin (tintinyuan) | 73.26 | 98% | 2022-04-22 |
| 14557. | parker (po0ks) | 73.26 | 96% | 2017-12-05 |
| 14558. | Max (haniuridza) | 73.26 | 96% | 2018-01-18 |
| 14559. | jmarttinen (jmarttinen) | 73.25 | 95% | 2022-04-05 |
| 14560. | FootedPear (ryanpear0) | 73.25 | 96% | 2023-11-29 |
| 14561. | Typing (isuckat_typing223) | 73.25 | 96% | 2020-10-14 |
| 14562. | Thomas (skrivemaskinen) | 73.24 | 98% | 2018-01-08 |
| 14563. | Wesley (defender96) | 73.24 | 95% | 2017-05-25 |
| 14564. | Robert (trebordv) | 73.24 | 97% | 2020-05-26 |
| 14565. | Shfaamp (shfaamp) | 73.24 | 96% | 2021-03-18 |
| 14566. | David (raginhio) | 73.24 | 92% | 2016-10-24 |
| 14567. | mik (miiik) | 73.23 | 98% | 2021-09-29 |
| 14568. | thach (vngoct1) | 73.23 | 97% | 2021-06-07 |
| 14569. | Mr. (mr_dvorak) | 73.23 | 98% | 2020-07-26 |
| 14570. | Abu AlRock (richrock198) | 73.23 | 98% | 2022-07-14 |
| 14571. | Olaf (ofofo) | 73.22 | 96.1% | 2024-10-30 |
| 14572. | c (blaf) | 73.22 | 98% | 2023-04-11 |
| 14573. | Tí cần không bạn (ron... | 73.22 | 96.9% | 2023-06-23 |
| 14574. | Bubblaren (myrshi) | 73.22 | 98% | 2021-10-30 |
| 14575. | Sean (manbeervark) | 73.22 | 98% | 2016-03-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |