Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2599. | DancingSpatula (dancingoven) | 74.08 | 98% | 2017-10-17 |
| 2600. | Michael (themusicofsound) | 74.07 | 97% | 2018-11-16 |
| 2601. | lonald (lonald) | 74.06 | 98% | 2017-08-29 |
| 2602. | deadman (aarrgggghh) | 74.05 | 96% | 2018-05-22 |
| 2603. | Sea Dog (seadoggo) | 74.05 | 97% | 2018-02-12 |
| 2604. | Spencer (poipoe) | 74.04 | 96% | 2018-05-15 |
| 2605. | kunal (kunav) | 74.01 | 96% | 2021-07-21 |
| 2606. | Declan (deccazz) | 74.00 | 97% | 2018-12-22 |
| 2607. | Andrew (treeloop) | 74.00 | 97% | 2018-08-14 |
| 2608. | Oleg (braga01) | 73.98 | 96% | 2019-03-05 |
| 2609. | Michael (bluejay8765) | 73.97 | 96% | 2020-01-14 |
| 2610. | Blue (blue76) | 73.97 | 94% | 2019-06-25 |
| 2611. | Jonathan Justin (jonathanjw05) | 73.94 | 96% | 2020-01-21 |
| 2612. | Michael (chupatwo) | 73.93 | 97% | 2020-02-24 |
| 2613. | 4b786NI4Us (laurier001) | 73.90 | 96% | 2018-03-31 |
| 2614. | Max (maxzims) | 73.88 | 95% | 2017-10-05 |
| 2615. | Daniel (skoobidoo) | 73.87 | 97% | 2017-09-26 |
| 2616. | Max (elsancho5) | 73.86 | 99% | 2018-01-12 |
| 2617. | Jack (jack2905) | 73.85 | 96% | 2019-08-08 |
| 2618. | Roboute (robosote) | 73.84 | 95% | 2021-07-23 |
| 2619. | Riah (riahfrel) | 73.81 | 95% | 2019-07-29 |
| 2620. | Marcin (gniewny1pl) | 73.80 | 97% | 2017-11-22 |
| 2621. | aislan (aislan) | 73.79 | 97% | 2018-03-01 |
| 2622. | Mohanad (mohanadelwakil) | 73.79 | 94% | 2021-08-05 |
| 2623. | Pluufi (pluufi) | 73.79 | 96% | 2019-12-08 |
| 2624. | Adarsha (adarshap) | 73.78 | 97% | 2019-01-15 |
| 2625. | Srikanth (deepthought42) | 73.77 | 97% | 2018-04-10 |
| 2626. | Jack (jacksmurthwaite) | 73.76 | 97% | 2018-01-01 |
| 2627. | Diego (divarela) | 73.76 | 97% | 2021-07-25 |
| 2628. | SlowAsHeck (slowasheck) | 73.75 | 98% | 2017-09-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |