The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16393. | Abbey (abbey240901) | 77.47 | 99% | 2021-05-29 |
| 16394. | podapanda (podapanda) | 77.47 | 92% | 2012-03-16 |
| 16395. | Tim (thole) | 77.47 | 96% | 2019-01-17 |
| 16396. | Tony (forthawhur) | 77.47 | 97% | 2014-03-18 |
| 16397. | Andy (cocksauce) | 77.46 | 95% | 2020-03-30 |
| 16398. | Tix (tixtictik) | 77.46 | 90% | 2016-05-03 |
| 16399. | Khan (mani_khan) | 77.46 | 97% | 2023-02-08 |
| 16400. | MadBantha II (madbanthaii) | 77.46 | 95% | 2021-07-01 |
| 16401. | Rakita Rakita (kathirk) | 77.46 | 92% | 2014-01-24 |
| 16402. | typeracer2487 (typeracer2487) | 77.45 | 96% | 2020-08-07 |
| 16403. | Torio (zeorize) | 77.45 | 96% | 2022-02-20 |
| 16404. | Anis (anis22) | 77.45 | 97.5% | 2023-07-25 |
| 16405. | Domo (dasuxosu) | 77.45 | 96.2% | 2021-02-01 |
| 16406. | Ashish (ashi1198) | 77.45 | 98% | 2023-02-05 |
| 16407. | wharup (wharup) | 77.45 | 97% | 2013-11-28 |
| 16408. | Bryan (deceased) | 77.45 | 91% | 2012-10-26 |
| 16409. | Farah (yummyicecream26) | 77.44 | — | 2009-08-02 |
| 16410. | Ian (2nd_place) | 77.44 | 98% | 2017-10-03 |
| 16411. | inggy (inggy) | 77.44 | 94% | 2015-02-17 |
| 16412. | Alexander (shiki) | 77.44 | — | 2009-03-19 |
| 16413. | Luke (shmugyy) | 77.44 | 99% | 2021-06-19 |
| 16414. | Sam (gates250) | 77.44 | 96.1% | 2023-06-27 |
| 16415. | Joe (eoj05) | 77.44 | 97% | 2022-02-27 |
| 16416. | Ry (skirts) | 77.44 | 95% | 2012-03-08 |
| 16417. | Joe (jdonnen) | 77.44 | 96% | 2013-03-04 |
| 16418. | Steven (airforc) | 77.43 | 98% | 2015-11-12 |
| 16419. | Phillip (pbratanatawira) | 77.43 | 99% | 2018-07-22 |
| 16420. | Vickus (natowns24) | 77.43 | 97% | 2020-08-31 |
| 16421. | Dawid (most) | 77.43 | 95% | 2016-02-22 |
| 16422. | 🐌Snail🐌 (jayvenlai) | 77.43 | 97% | 2019-07-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |