And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10592. | twitch.tv/stealthassault7 (... | 96.62 | 97% | 2019-01-24 |
| 10593. | Nitronium (nitronium) | 96.62 | 97% | 2017-04-21 |
| 10594. | Rick (magidanicarp) | 96.62 | 98% | 2021-08-05 |
| 10595. | Alexandre (acolavin) | 96.62 | — | 2011-02-21 |
| 10596. | Andrew (aescay) | 96.61 | 99% | 2022-10-06 |
| 10597. | Noor (fourfps) | 96.61 | 99% | 2022-05-04 |
| 10598. | Jon (driv4r) | 96.61 | 98% | 2013-10-27 |
| 10599. | Tzipi (moeru) | 96.61 | — | 2009-03-05 |
| 10600. | EMMS (pacific) | 96.61 | — | 2008-09-23 |
| 10601. | Chew (kalenovice) | 96.60 | 95% | 2013-10-22 |
| 10602. | Kim Phước (lykimphuoc020) | 96.60 | 95% | 2016-08-04 |
| 10603. | Monica (monicake) | 96.60 | 97% | 2013-11-21 |
| 10604. | John (selurnipohc) | 96.60 | 97% | 2016-02-03 |
| 10605. | william (wimbi) | 96.60 | 89% | 2017-05-17 |
| 10606. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (caliskimmer) | 96.60 | 98% | 2011-05-30 |
| 10607. | Kevin (k97513) | 96.60 | 95% | 2016-07-08 |
| 10608. | swagzter (slurpman) | 96.59 | 93% | 2016-01-29 |
| 10609. | Joshua (joshuawkj) | 96.59 | 95% | 2013-11-21 |
| 10610. | Brian (skipmasterb) | 96.59 | 95% | 2014-03-16 |
| 10611. | ChocoChip (chocochip01) | 96.59 | 97% | 2021-06-19 |
| 10612. | - (airplane100) | 96.59 | 91% | 2015-04-20 |
| 10613. | Klaüs (fangske) | 96.58 | 95% | 2017-04-14 |
| 10614. | D (waldenman) | 96.58 | — | 2009-08-22 |
| 10615. | Ivan (ivannechaiev) | 96.58 | 97% | 2023-04-21 |
| 10616. | James (reconsnipes) | 96.58 | 92% | 2016-09-08 |
| 10617. | Jared (titanium_tendons) | 96.58 | 98% | 2020-04-22 |
| 10618. | Vanilo (vanilo) | 96.58 | 99% | 2021-08-07 |
| 10619. | Mazhar Andalib (mazharandalib) | 96.58 | 99% | 2021-12-08 |
| 10620. | Colin (vondazel1) | 96.58 | 97% | 2023-06-14 |
| 10621. | Ramon (jick_wipe) | 96.57 | 97% | 2021-06-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |