Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13963. | Alonso (lons) | 78.60 | — | 2009-12-20 |
| 13964. | 395 ad. (ypri1) | 78.60 | 97% | 2019-04-06 |
| 13965. | Caradec (gr1mdrag0n) | 78.60 | 91% | 2013-02-08 |
| 13966. | karakavak (karakavak) | 78.60 | 96% | 2014-07-18 |
| 13967. | Unathan72 (unathan72) | 78.60 | 98% | 2022-06-18 |
| 13968. | Elijah (koopahermit) | 78.60 | 94% | 2016-04-05 |
| 13969. | Spencer (poipoe) | 78.59 | 93% | 2016-04-22 |
| 13970. | sillyboy (sillyboyva) | 78.59 | 95% | 2012-04-25 |
| 13971. | Parzha (parzha) | 78.59 | 97% | 2020-07-01 |
| 13972. | K (lightfalls) | 78.59 | 97% | 2018-07-28 |
| 13973. | Adrian (adriangat) | 78.59 | 98% | 2023-02-15 |
| 13974. | أحمد (dr_ahmed) | 78.58 | 97% | 2015-05-20 |
| 13975. | Juggernaut (jugg07) | 78.58 | 97% | 2021-04-29 |
| 13976. | Uno (unoppa) | 78.58 | 98% | 2023-08-01 |
| 13977. | Jerome (jerome251998) | 78.58 | 98% | 2022-01-10 |
| 13978. | Ben (benwcc) | 78.58 | — | 2010-05-08 |
| 13979. | Nghia Duc (nghiaduc) | 78.57 | — | 2008-10-23 |
| 13980. | scott (skilledscott) | 78.57 | 94% | 2016-08-23 |
| 13981. | iCry (icry) | 78.57 | 98% | 2021-01-16 |
| 13982. | Omar (omargh) | 78.57 | 94% | 2015-02-06 |
| 13983. | Dimplezzz (dimplezzz_) | 78.57 | 99% | 2023-04-22 |
| 13984. | Harman (harman_singh) | 78.57 | 97% | 2022-10-28 |
| 13985. | pan (oldpan) | 78.57 | 95% | 2022-12-02 |
| 13986. | Sidi mohamed (need_for_speed) | 78.56 | 98% | 2014-11-27 |
| 13987. | Amanda (uhmanduh) | 78.56 | — | 2011-04-04 |
| 13988. | Diog (diogthedog) | 78.56 | 92% | 2011-04-06 |
| 13989. | Albert (timetock) | 78.56 | 94% | 2016-01-27 |
| 13990. | Mister (simply) | 78.55 | 93% | 2013-10-21 |
| 13991. | tom (shapeson) | 78.55 | 96% | 2017-07-07 |
| 13992. | Vinícius (stdcoutvinicius) | 78.55 | — | 2008-11-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |