I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5797. | Eric (guster09) | 97.23 | 96% | 2015-12-28 |
| 5798. | Michael (luffyxpiece) | 97.22 | 88% | 2016-09-18 |
| 5799. | Heath (hbpencil) | 97.22 | 97% | 2023-05-26 |
| 5800. | throw (bomnom) | 97.22 | 97% | 2020-03-07 |
| 5801. | imnotpeteryo (imnotpeteryo) | 97.22 | 96% | 2015-04-24 |
| 5802. | Lamp (cjquillen) | 97.20 | 98% | 2023-02-08 |
| 5803. | Jonathan McHenry (jmchenry) | 97.19 | 98.5% | 2023-12-21 |
| 5804. | Bum (bumshakabum) | 97.19 | 96% | 2017-04-01 |
| 5805. | Shen (chermsgerms) | 97.18 | 97% | 2020-06-10 |
| 5806. | Matt (mattmurray) | 97.18 | 98.3% | 2021-02-16 |
| 5807. | Juan (isayuno) | 97.17 | 99% | 2021-12-11 |
| 5808. | Teh (dahgreatpro) | 97.16 | 98% | 2018-10-02 |
| 5809. | Christopher (picson) | 97.16 | 92% | 2016-11-03 |
| 5810. | I once bought a jackass and... | 97.15 | 98.5% | 2023-11-14 |
| 5811. | Vaibhav (vaibhav974) | 97.15 | 99% | 2022-09-01 |
| 5812. | f (hydraxiler32) | 97.15 | 98% | 2018-07-18 |
| 5813. | skidditpapa (skidditpapa) | 97.14 | 97% | 2020-02-25 |
| 5814. | Reaching (breakingpoint1) | 97.12 | 97.3% | 2024-10-20 |
| 5815. | Jayanth (bigjay) | 97.12 | 93% | 2015-08-08 |
| 5816. | Ginso (ginsophd) | 97.11 | 98% | 2023-06-23 |
| 5817. | vazo (speedyboivazo) | 97.11 | 98.5% | 2021-01-31 |
| 5818. | ☺ AASHRU... (Business Ana... | 97.11 | 96% | 2016-09-13 |
| 5819. | Tahts (tahts) | 97.10 | 98.7% | 2024-11-18 |
| 5820. | fuhnoo (fuhnoo) | 97.10 | 97% | 2018-09-06 |
| 5821. | JUDGE (hxllbound) | 97.10 | 97% | 2023-05-26 |
| 5822. | Electric (cuitcuit) | 97.10 | 99% | 2021-02-11 |
| 5823. | Social Credit (usa_baby) | 97.10 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
| 5824. | marmar (marmarmarmar) | 97.09 | 98% | 2022-05-04 |
| 5825. | Nathaniel (natgjoh) | 97.09 | 96.7% | 2024-03-05 |
| 5826. | Andy (pandabroftw) | 97.09 | 98.3% | 2021-02-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |