Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9489. | rae (thedarkoknight) | 87.01 | 97% | 2017-05-27 |
| 9490. | Sylvaen (suggestedrp) | 87.01 | 98% | 2021-05-16 |
| 9491. | Aranyo (chimichenghiskhan) | 87.01 | 98% | 2021-09-28 |
| 9492. | edisondotme (annuit02) | 87.00 | 97% | 2020-09-25 |
| 9493. | Gary (garrigan) | 87.00 | 93% | 2016-02-07 |
| 9494. | Mozammel (mozammel) | 87.00 | 96% | 2016-05-10 |
| 9495. | Reebane (reebane) | 87.00 | 100% | 2019-10-04 |
| 9496. | Cheq (cheq) | 87.00 | 93% | 2016-07-17 |
| 9497. | Jimmy (toxicjimmy) | 87.00 | 98% | 2021-10-19 |
| 9498. | Justin (justinnn123) | 87.00 | 98% | 2019-12-20 |
| 9499. | DiLiP (chiyya) | 86.99 | 93% | 2013-09-27 |
| 9500. | Ryan (fanatacism) | 86.99 | — | 2010-09-11 |
| 9501. | Alexander (torphon) | 86.99 | 99% | 2018-11-24 |
| 9502. | Joe (axxman22) | 86.99 | 97% | 2020-12-22 |
| 9503. | Nhat (chipmode) | 86.99 | 98% | 2022-01-16 |
| 9504. | Viktoras (haeven) | 86.99 | 96% | 2021-12-15 |
| 9505. | Marvin (buscar) | 86.98 | — | 2009-07-12 |
| 9506. | Jiang (jghjianghan) | 86.98 | 96% | 2023-06-25 |
| 9507. | skate (skates) | 86.98 | — | 2009-01-01 |
| 9508. | Taylor (taylorcuber717) | 86.98 | 97% | 2020-07-24 |
| 9509. | Cameron (xkire) | 86.98 | 97% | 2021-05-07 |
| 9510. | Allie (alliecat) | 86.97 | — | 2009-01-21 |
| 9511. | mohamed (doublemimo) | 86.97 | 98% | 2012-03-29 |
| 9512. | Steven (dvorak) | 86.97 | — | 2008-11-25 |
| 9513. | Emil (killer150398) | 86.97 | 96% | 2014-09-16 |
| 9514. | dude (udead1) | 86.97 | 99% | 2020-08-16 |
| 9515. | ttv/uvsvdu (uvsvdu) | 86.96 | 96% | 2021-01-24 |
| 9516. | Lasped (lasped) | 86.96 | 97.6% | 2021-02-02 |
| 9517. | redfive (redfive5) | 86.96 | 97.6% | 2023-08-11 |
| 9518. | George (cyubic) | 86.96 | 95% | 2016-12-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |