So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10820. | (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Tyoma... | 83.48 | 97.2% | 2021-02-01 |
| 10821. | (flagmingo) | 83.48 | 94% | 2012-01-18 |
| 10822. | Sujithraj (sujithr) | 83.48 | 95% | 2011-08-31 |
| 10823. | Sanket (newbie24082002) | 83.47 | 96% | 2022-10-14 |
| 10824. | Nick (dinedhil) | 83.47 | 99% | 2013-09-19 |
| 10825. | Holden (nevermore_7182) | 83.47 | 97.4% | 2023-09-25 |
| 10826. | Be At Peace (spacepajamas) | 83.47 | 98% | 2019-08-23 |
| 10827. | Kale (kaletypes2) | 83.47 | 97% | 2015-05-12 |
| 10828. | (pbdvorak) | 83.47 | 92% | 2017-04-28 |
| 10829. | (iownyousometimes) | 83.47 | 93% | 2017-01-06 |
| 10830. | (billywob) | 83.47 | 94% | 2016-05-16 |
| 10831. | (veritechx2) | 83.47 | 95% | 2016-01-12 |
| 10832. | (satwik2708) | 83.46 | 98% | 2021-01-16 |
| 10833. | (swagmaster881) | 83.46 | 96% | 2017-07-18 |
| 10834. | :) (jjz03) | 83.46 | 97% | 2018-12-03 |
| 10835. | (muko) | 83.46 | — | 2009-02-02 |
| 10836. | Marcus Armstrong (down_with... | 83.45 | 96% | 2021-09-24 |
| 10837. | (kusogedane) | 83.45 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
| 10838. | De9mond (uniwite) | 83.45 | 97% | 2023-03-23 |
| 10839. | (skates) | 83.45 | — | 2010-08-02 |
| 10840. | (davestud) | 83.44 | — | 2009-06-11 |
| 10841. | (grace_bernelli) | 83.44 | 97.1% | 2023-07-22 |
| 10842. | (sweet_chillie) | 83.44 | 97% | 2012-03-08 |
| 10843. | (ryanjusuf) | 83.44 | — | 2010-03-17 |
| 10844. | (ngnmhieu) | 83.44 | 95% | 2015-02-23 |
| 10845. | (manjo1) | 83.44 | 97% | 2013-01-25 |
| 10846. | (ampit) | 83.44 | 94% | 2013-05-05 |
| 10847. | (ee_nn) | 83.43 | 95% | 2022-07-25 |
| 10848. | Hiep (dutahi) | 83.43 | 99.1% | 2023-07-23 |
| 10849. | (haditoori) | 83.43 | 99% | 2021-12-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |