The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24678. | IRaceHybrids (eorrific) | 64.30 | — | 2010-11-17 |
| 24679. | karim (karimkohel) | 64.29 | 96% | 2022-01-23 |
| 24680. | David (monrad) | 64.29 | 95% | 2013-01-08 |
| 24681. | Coltyn (jaegerbombs) | 64.29 | 95% | 2012-11-17 |
| 24682. | Matteo (pieva) | 64.29 | — | 2009-12-12 |
| 24683. | Akash (maanakash) | 64.29 | 95% | 2011-11-17 |
| 24684. | Fat Asian (robbx27) | 64.29 | 89% | 2014-02-04 |
| 24685. | Jan (shortext) | 64.29 | 96% | 2019-06-26 |
| 24686. | Chandelier (chandelier28) | 64.29 | 95% | 2016-09-28 |
| 24687. | Nandoo (nando0) | 64.28 | 93% | 2017-05-15 |
| 24688. | javasiwaki (javasiwaki) | 64.28 | 94% | 2011-12-01 |
| 24689. | Royma (royma) | 64.28 | — | 2010-01-27 |
| 24690. | Remington (lordarchangel) | 64.28 | 89% | 2016-05-23 |
| 24691. | 粘り (clayjarcm) | 64.28 | 96% | 2016-06-22 |
| 24692. | Doroteya (henrydp018) | 64.27 | 95.7% | 2023-10-27 |
| 24693. | ian (yangzki) | 64.27 | 95% | 2020-06-08 |
| 24694. | Antonio (skatebort) | 64.26 | 92% | 2016-07-10 |
| 24695. | William (billiam98) | 64.26 | 99% | 2020-05-20 |
| 24696. | imtiaz (imtiaz12) | 64.26 | 98% | 2021-10-28 |
| 24697. | Richard (richarddavies) | 64.26 | 98% | 2022-02-27 |
| 24698. | ikon (ikon) | 64.26 | — | 2010-03-01 |
| 24699. | kanorrsss (kanorrsss) | 64.25 | 97% | 2023-03-06 |
| 24700. | Anadi vyas (anadivyas) | 64.25 | 97% | 2021-11-16 |
| 24701. | Asher (pekzy) | 64.25 | 95% | 2021-08-17 |
| 24702. | Erik (stalkerstealth) | 64.25 | 91% | 2012-07-03 |
| 24703. | suleman (ravia) | 64.25 | 93% | 2016-07-26 |
| 24704. | Kaizoku (kaikai14) | 64.25 | 92% | 2013-12-30 |
| 24705. | Morpheus14 (atilla_14) | 64.25 | 89% | 2016-11-21 |
| 24706. | Meinhardt (captaindouchecat) | 64.24 | 96% | 2023-08-29 |
| 24707. | Kevin (crazycranberry) | 64.24 | 94% | 2016-07-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |