Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 38842. | Hanu (hanu4321) | 32.75 | 82% | 2017-03-04 |
| 38843. | GHOSTTSNIPER (ghosttsniper) | 32.75 | 92% | 2023-06-09 |
| 38844. | Aman (aman12345) | 32.74 | 94.1% | 2021-02-04 |
| 38845. | Agzhan (agzhan) | 32.74 | 91% | 2019-12-24 |
| 38846. | Juan (rjuan) | 32.73 | 95% | 2012-06-14 |
| 38847. | Retaehc (retaehc_p) | 32.72 | 93% | 2021-02-04 |
| 38848. | Royal (pavan372) | 32.72 | 92% | 2023-06-29 |
| 38849. | Dang Hai (dang_hai_ema) | 32.72 | 95% | 2021-10-21 |
| 38850. | Alexander (blackfurn) | 32.72 | 84% | 2016-04-18 |
| 38851. | nillpopo (nillpo) | 32.71 | 87% | 2016-08-05 |
| 38852. | lazar (lazar) | 32.70 | — | 2009-05-14 |
| 38853. | Raj (prakush) | 32.69 | 96% | 2014-10-22 |
| 38854. | Sushank (sushank1) | 32.69 | 94% | 2021-03-03 |
| 38855. | JHCM (j_speed) | 32.68 | 87% | 2016-06-09 |
| 38856. | Balu (balu74) | 32.68 | 91% | 2020-08-07 |
| 38857. | siddhartha (siddtim) | 32.67 | 93% | 2022-04-22 |
| 38858. | Xax (skall) | 32.66 | 90% | 2016-03-20 |
| 38859. | thơm (tva_pineapple) | 32.66 | 92% | 2013-07-13 |
| 38860. | Pham (jasonjustin) | 32.65 | 83% | 2013-07-05 |
| 38861. | Petit (petit) | 32.65 | — | 2010-06-30 |
| 38862. | april (nashi) | 32.65 | — | 2009-07-08 |
| 38863. | rahul (indianlegend) | 32.65 | 91% | 2012-11-30 |
| 38864. | Shun Jie (xujay) | 32.65 | 91% | 2012-07-04 |
| 38865. | ninh (haininh1269) | 32.63 | — | 2008-12-26 |
| 38866. | daniel (danielmichaelraj) | 32.63 | 92% | 2017-06-07 |
| 38867. | Jaha (datskie) | 32.62 | 91% | 2011-09-16 |
| 38868. | Gertrude (le_grinch) | 32.62 | 94% | 2020-05-14 |
| 38869. | saugat (typersaugat) | 32.62 | 95% | 2021-05-01 |
| 38870. | Oskar (oskarrnn) | 32.61 | 93% | 2018-12-31 |
| 38871. | James (jamesdupont) | 32.60 | 92% | 2018-01-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |