When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
Active since November 11, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7809. | Plommon (plommon) | 88.01 | 96% | 2019-08-30 |
| 7810. | Sad Philosopher (sad_philos... | 88.00 | 99.1% | 2025-01-12 |
| 7811. | goose (thankmrgoose) | 88.00 | 96% | 2021-02-23 |
| 7812. | Purple (purpless) | 88.00 | 95% | 2020-12-29 |
| 7813. | Josh (juicelrd) | 88.00 | 97% | 2020-11-26 |
| 7814. | Retrojoe1984 (joemama84) | 88.00 | 99% | 2023-05-05 |
| 7815. | Doms (domtinik0729) | 87.99 | 97.3% | 2023-10-07 |
| 7816. | Bread (heyitsloaf) | 87.99 | 98% | 2021-03-29 |
| 7817. | Rick Hojun (facehunt) | 87.99 | 92% | 2017-01-27 |
| 7818. | hi (haiis) | 87.98 | 98% | 2023-06-28 |
| 7819. | Andrew (drewjitsu) | 87.98 | 96% | 2021-05-22 |
| 7820. | Etienne (etienne_bepo) | 87.98 | 98% | 2022-02-15 |
| 7821. | Felix (aeto) | 87.98 | 98% | 2019-02-05 |
| 7822. | ZapdosEH (zapdos_eh) | 87.98 | 98% | 2019-09-24 |
| 7823. | amy (rose51203) | 87.97 | 97% | 2020-07-04 |
| 7824. | rngy (rngy) | 87.97 | 96% | 2016-12-19 |
| 7825. | SJ (sjtype11) | 87.96 | 98% | 2024-04-30 |
| 7826. | Adrian (orangebase) | 87.95 | 82% | 2017-02-02 |
| 7827. | Mavrick M (tricky_k) | 87.95 | 96% | 2025-03-10 |
| 7828. | Jordon (clicc_clacc) | 87.95 | 95% | 2021-06-01 |
| 7829. | nevermore0123 (arctosa) | 87.95 | 99% | 2020-12-09 |
| 7830. | Seven (keishinn_mikel) | 87.95 | 98% | 2018-05-22 |
| 7831. | Alex (xandero) | 87.94 | 96% | 2024-05-20 |
| 7832. | Chatpisut (uwu_werkmaine) | 87.94 | 98% | 2021-11-23 |
| 7833. | Mrs Robinson (mrs_robinson123) | 87.94 | 97% | 2017-03-04 |
| 7834. | Chuck (chisbo) | 87.93 | 97% | 2018-12-13 |
| 7835. | penguinlover564 (corrxtion) | 87.92 | 97.3% | 2025-03-14 |
| 7836. | spad1e (spad1e) | 87.92 | 95% | 2025-05-13 |
| 7837. | Nicholas (nichtoh) | 87.92 | 98% | 2023-02-21 |
| 7838. | Ellen (isthatasupra) | 87.92 | 98% | 2019-12-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |