The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35219. | Simon (neoneye2) | 58.56 | 98% | 2025-09-05 |
| 35220. | Heckel (heckel) | 58.56 | 89% | 2014-07-26 |
| 35221. | lance (chuyo13) | 58.56 | 97% | 2020-07-18 |
| 35222. | Shelly (guidingspirit) | 58.55 | 93.9% | 2024-12-09 |
| 35223. | Barbalos (barbalos79) | 58.55 | 97.4% | 2024-12-14 |
| 35224. | Disappear (disappear_) | 58.55 | 95% | 2022-01-29 |
| 35225. | rizzyizzy (izzysholty) | 58.55 | 96.6% | 2025-03-24 |
| 35226. | ash (ashjj) | 58.55 | 97.8% | 2024-05-14 |
| 35227. | jimmy_toes (jimmy_toes) | 58.55 | — | 2011-01-25 |
| 35228. | Nikola (nikola_ni959) | 58.55 | 96.1% | 2024-02-07 |
| 35229. | BTWIUseArchlinux (sudo_rm_rf) | 58.55 | 93.9% | 2024-02-25 |
| 35230. | Toffee (toffeeey) | 58.55 | 95.3% | 2024-10-27 |
| 35231. | James (j_messss) | 58.55 | 95% | 2022-12-27 |
| 35232. | prvipapa (prvipapa) | 58.55 | 92.5% | 2024-11-19 |
| 35233. | lsl (lsl_) | 58.55 | 93% | 2012-05-10 |
| 35234. | AdamJ (chillonaut) | 58.55 | 97% | 2018-07-30 |
| 35235. | Evan (crashing2) | 58.54 | 96% | 2024-10-09 |
| 35236. | www.loveormoon.com (emran57) | 58.54 | 96.8% | 2024-09-21 |
| 35237. | Umer Farooq (umerfarooqazhar) | 58.54 | 97% | 2024-04-09 |
| 35238. | A (bazarkua) | 58.54 | 95.9% | 2024-02-26 |
| 35239. | AMR (__hash__) | 58.54 | 96% | 2025-06-27 |
| 35240. | Xinyi (xinyi_dpka) | 58.54 | 98% | 2023-12-26 |
| 35241. | MAD (greeny3003) | 58.54 | 94% | 2017-01-26 |
| 35242. | Siyavash (siyavash) | 58.54 | 98% | 2024-09-03 |
| 35243. | Mathias (msivert) | 58.54 | 91% | 2015-12-16 |
| 35244. | Nasar (nasarlagenda) | 58.54 | 96.9% | 2024-09-10 |
| 35245. | wiseo (wiseo) | 58.53 | 96% | 2025-05-25 |
| 35246. | River (soggycuticles) | 58.53 | 95% | 2020-06-21 |
| 35247. | tabish (tabishtabb) | 58.53 | 96.4% | 2025-02-19 |
| 35248. | Shrishail Gobare (shrishail... | 58.53 | 96% | 2024-08-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |